[League] The Return of Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [CONCLUDED]

[El Barto]

classical, you should really get a pic with better resolution. It'd work wonders.

[Double A]

My str and spd will be so high you'll never see me coming. I'll beat you to death with a sweet roll, then eat it. Besides, your signature offends my eyes so you need to be lynched.

You're merely proving my point.

[classical_hero]

classical, you should really get a pic with better resolution. It'd work wonders.

Better?

[johnhughthom]

Better for everyone else, we all know you see Ana every time you close your eyes, and have no need of any pic.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Almost done.

In the meantime, check out the change to my signature line.

Help me anonymous technical guru, you're my only hope!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Sorry about the delays. Computer's crashing every less than an hour. I can't get much done.

Going to be taking the computer to get it cleaned/repaired if necessary.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm back peoples. Now you will experience the full power of my new HP desktop which I purchased for a reasonable bargain price.

After work, will send out roles.

[El Barto]

vote:Askthepizzaguy, for good measure. Will we be playing in this same thread?

btw desktops rule.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Back and working on it right now.

Yes, I'm seeing why they rule. So much more computing power, so cheap...

[Double A]

So much harder to be mistaken for frisbees.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Roles randomized, Thread Locked during game setup.

Do not post until my say so, which is when everyone has their role PM.

The game will be semi-open setup.

• There will be trackers or watchers, doctors, blockers, and roles which might be able to countermand such powers.
• There will be no guilt/innocence detective.
• Roles will be revealed upon death, as promised.
• Not all information regarding the game setup is present. So it's open-ended.
• Most roles will be vanilla.

21,000th post.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Everyone now has their role PM.

Game begins officially in one moment. I have to post the opening story.

[Askthepizzaguy]

AND SO IT BEGINS....




CLICK HERE FOR MUSIC



"That was a lovely meal, Professor Askvaard!"


Indeed, a finer meal they had never tasted. These people were mostly from the upper crust of society... Senators, lawyers, judges, scientists, media moguls, and wealthy businessmen and women. Although the entrees served were simple, they were absolutely delicious and made from only the finest ingredients. The chef was rumored to be a genius who made seven figures a year, serving only the most elite clientele in all the land.


Askvaard: "My friends, I've invited you all here to announce that I will be made the new Dean of Mozzarella University. In celebration of this achievement of my lifelong dreams, I wanted to surround myself will all my closest friends and give them a meal they'd never forget. But it occurs to me that a party just isn't complete without a party game. Wouldn't this evening be made even more memorable with a game? Perhaps a game that utilizes our obviously superior wits and intellect?"


The many dinner guests nodded in agreement. It was a splendid idea.


Askvaard: "Great! Okay, here's how the game is played. No one may leave the mansion until the game is complete. I had the butler lock the doors and windows, and I have the only keys. No breaking my expensive windows, now!"


The others chuckled nervously. Was it really necessary to lock them in? It was just a game, after all.


Askvaard: "The game will be split into 'day' and 'night' phases. During the 'day', you will accuse one another of being the dastardly, murdering 'mafia' among you. When you've made your selection, by a democratic vote, you will then 'lynch' the offending player and they will be 'dead'. They can still talk and accuse people, but they can't vote. And I'd actually prefer they lay perfectly still on the carpeting and do their best to pretend to be dead, because it adds to the atmosphere.

Those of you who are 'dead' will be splattered with red food coloring to indicate where you've been wounded. (Don't worry, it washes out! It's perfectly safe!) Feel free to give us a nice, hammy bit of dramatic death acting before you go. It's all in good fun, of course.

During the 'night', I'll shut off all the lights in the mansion, and the 'mafia' will sneak off and 'murder' some of you. When you've been hit, you must lay down and start pretending to be dead, minus your occasional accusatory comment during the day phases, of course.

Those of you who I haven't already spoken to are considered the "townsfolk". You're innocent, good-guy civilians who wouldn't hurt a fly, except you've got to find the 'mafia' by lynching people. The rest of you I've spoken to already were given a special role to play in this game. You are to follow my hidden instructions exactly! No breaking the rules!"



They noticed that the guests had been divided into the soup eaters, the beef eaters, and the chicken eaters.



Askvaard: "Oh yes, and there's one other thing.... doesn't this all sound very familiar?"



They noticed that this all did sound very familiar.

Hey, wasn't Askvaard that nut who got locked up in the looney bin a year ago? What's he doing hosting a party?

Didn't most of his party guests end up dead?

He's a MADMAN!!! GET US OUT OF HERE!!!


Askvaard: "Hehhh... hehhh.... hehhh....

we're going to find the killers... yes....

.....and we're gonna kill them.

Chop em up into little pieces....

and eat them.... hehh hehh hehhhh....

dOeSnT tHAt SouNd LiKe A fUN gAMe?"



It did sound like a fun game. Surely this was going to be the best Dinner Party ever!


NO!!! NO IT WILL NOT BE THE BEST DINNER PARTY EVER!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!





RULES:

• No screenshots.
• You're allowed to speak while "dead" unless specifically told otherwise.
• The game ends when all the bad guys have been lynched, and not before... unless the bad guys have prevailed!
• This is a relatively simple game with a twist. No, I'm not playing, but thanks for being paranoid. ;)
• Private communication between the "alive" and "dead" players is not allowed. Talk to them publicly.

"Alive" - (33/33)

a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
BSmith
Chaotix
Choxorn
Classical_hero
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
Jarema
Johnhughthom
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Montmorency
Nightbringer
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash
wideyedwanderer
Xenoneb


"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!







BEGIN DAY ONE.

DAY ONE WILL LAST FOR 48 HOURS, to allow people to get acclimated to the game. Then we will reduce to a 24/24 schedule to keep a brisk pace.

LEAGUE RULES ARE IN EFFECT.

Round should end at or before 1400 (2PM) on Thursday the 16th, Eastern Time USA.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Reminder of League Rules:

Private reveals/communication is NOT allowed, which PREVENTS TOWN NETWORKING but still allows for non-vanilla flavoring which folks so often crave.

This rule is in force except in case of host-sanctioned private communication, such as between mafia members/masons or similar.

[edse]

oki

Vote: BSmith

[Zack]

I don't know if you just missed it, but you never put me in as a reserve in the sign-up sheet.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I don't know if you just missed it, but you never put me in as a reserve in the sign-up sheet.

My mistake. I'll correct/

[Memnon]

Sounds fun/terrifying (the best kind of fun). Vote: Skooma Addict, we all know what will happen if his supply runs out...

[Montmorency]

Taiba.

Vote: Tiaexz

[DaveShack]

Vote: Ironside ​no special reason

[Nightbringer]

vote:a completely inoffensive name

for having the longest name.

[Choxorn]

Vote: edse

For having (well, tying for) the shortest name.

[Xenoneb]

Vote: Nightbringer For having a hard to read name.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Use TheGuild skin. It makes everything 125% moar awesome.

All the cool people do it, and if you do, you immediately become a warlock.

[Montmorency]

Apropos of...?

[edse]

Hard to read names

[johnhughthom]

Vote: Tiaexz

I simply don't like him.

[BSmith]

oki

Vote: BSmith

O.M.G.U.S!?!?!

vote: edse

[Ishmael]

vote: wideyedwanderer

For completely arbitrary reasons.

[NinjaCow64]

Vote: Ishmael because BSmith isn't voting for Verarde so we're all going to die!!!