Quote Originally Posted by Alexander the Pretty Good View Post
The first one took itself way too seriously. There were almost no corny one liners and they actually talked about the plot occasionally.

The second has lots of corny one liners and the only point of the plot is to murder more Albanian bandits in the most bad ass way possible and everyone acknowledges that.

Also lol people complaining about Ahnold being wooden. That was his thing!

The only thing I wished they changed was something they kept from the first one - the idea that Sylvester Stallone has a chance with hot 20-something. He's old enough to be their grandfather and he's so freakishly veiny. Come on.
I know plenty of girls who would do him still...

Heck, I'd do him myself... But only because it would be a wonderfully random thing to mention when his name pops up :)