Madness!

**Fragony** · 08-20-2012, 18:19

Well it became a bit unrealistic when you claimed the heffer-ninja was displeased, everybody knows he's a pretty mellow guy. He probably wasn't all that angry, just a bit dissapointed.

**Vuk** · 08-20-2012, 18:36

Originally Posted by Fragony

Well it became a bit unrealistic when you claimed the heffer-ninja was displeased, everybody knows he's a pretty mellow guy. He probably wasn't all that angry, just a bit dissapointed.

lol Frags, Da Heffer is a she! Be careful, lest you anger the great Heffer Ninja!
Here is a picture of the Great and Mighty Heffer!

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**Fragony** · 08-20-2012, 18:44

He, she, whatever. I am Dutch remember. My cat Blitzkrieg is not impressed

And Nero is too busy

**Vuk** · 08-20-2012, 19:15

Originally Posted by Fragony

He, she, whatever. I am Dutch remember. My cat Blitzkrieg is not impressed

And Nero is too busy

lol, I picked a silly pic of her. Nice pics, I esp like Nero. (I actually had a female cat named Nero once...Heffer's mother actually. Nero was short for nerotic, because she was always scared of the shadows :P) You must be careful what you say about the Heffer though Frags, because she is the most leet beast in the world. True story, when I was putting on a roof to my house, she literally climbed straight up the vertical wall and onto the eaves to be with me. Even when the overhang had plywood over it, she would jump out and latch onto it, and then pull her way up. She also can climb metal ladders, steel roofs, jump out of 9+ foot pits, etc. She is actually a really small cat (her thick fur makes her look bigger than she is), but when she was young and had dominance issues, she used to go outside and fight all kinds of strays just like our male cats, and would come away from fights with very large males without any permanent marks. (though she did lose two claws and one of her teeth to fighting, you really cannot tell when her mouth is closed

) She's over 10 years old now, and she still goes outside and spends most of the day hunting and wandering about.

Actually, when I got my latest cat (a stray with a crooked tail), Farmer/Manly/Big Red Man, he and the Heffer didn't get along too well. Even though he is probably less than three years old and much bigger than her, she wooped him good and proper a few times. You just can't beat crazy. :P

**Fragony** · 08-20-2012, 19:24

Nero has a temper, but he's almost in his twenties (not kidding)

He's not quite right though he still thinks he is a croissant https://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v...er_media_share

**Vuk** · 08-20-2012, 19:33

Originally Posted by Fragony

Nero has a temper, but he's almost in his twenties (not kidding)

He's not quite right though he still thinks he is a croissant https://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v...er_media_share

lol, he is cute. That's cool that he has lived that long. The longest living cat I have known is my sister's, who is 18, but he has cancer now, and is in really bad shape, so I don't think he is going live much longer. (his name is booger, and believe it or not, even though there is an age gap of 8 years between them, he is actually the Heffers father)
I cannot look at the album you linked, because it requires a password BTW.