Doctor Willenloss and his splendid invention, or... [Concluded]

[Chaotix]

Yeah ok we are both waiting to see who will respond to Dave first, I get it.

Look Dave, we were just having this really good argument, you think you can come back in about an hour with that really interesting tidbit that will totally change the subject?

()

I don't know what to think of this except you are implying multiple people all have the same role ability.

EDIT: Refresh, how does it work? I totally should have seen ATPG's posts before starting mine.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You remain focused, Chaotix! I am Askthepizzaguy and I will have ORDER!!!

You do not start talking to DaveShack in the middle of a beatdown. That's just disrespectful.

[Chaotix]

This is very sad, because I want to believe you are not scum, ATPG.

But if you are not, then everybody loses because you are wrong about me and I derailed this mass-reveal and probably lost us the game.

If you are scum, then just the second part is true but the mass reveal was probably playing right into your hand anyway.

So... already screwed it up, gotta stick to my guns unless I see something that trumps this whole exchange.

[Askthepizzaguy]

And now, the Chaotix con-chair-to.

"Whatcha gon' do when I flip town?"

What you gon' do when I flip town?
I flip town when I go down
I'ma get, get, get, get, your mates,
Get all your commie teammates too!
You're scum. You're scum you're scum you're scum. Chaotix is really scum. (Check it out)

I drive these commies crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They actin' really scummy
They get me all these votes
Chaotix and that Arjos
And all their other teammates
Commies, they be be sharin'
All their money got me wearin'
(brown)
Comrade I ain't askin,
They say they love mother Russia,
USSR, No Religion's,
I say no, but they keep marchin'
So I keep on talkin'
And no I ain't walkin
We can keep on debatin'
I keep on demonstrating.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

I'd finish this but honestly this song is the worst song of all time. If you're going to lynch me, lynch me for posting THAT song.

[Chaotix]

I am assuming you are town for this scenario. If you are mafia, it doesn't matter what I say to you but the real townies might be watching.

Look at it this way: I reveal now, and maybe you believe I am town. Doesn't make a damn difference because I am nightkilled instantly.

I keep quiet, and there is a chance, if I survive the lynch, that maybe I do something good before being inevitably nightkilled.

I have already screwed it up beyond repair, just trying to pick up the pieces.

Also I would make a comment here about how these posts of yours will look really silly when I am a dead townie, but that will just feed your ego and you will keep doing it. And then you will look even more silly.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I am assuming you are town for this scenario. If you are mafia, it doesn't matter what I say to you but the real townies might be watching.

Look at it this way: I reveal now, and maybe you believe I am town. Doesn't make a damn difference because I am nightkilled instantly.

Hi my name is Chaotix my role is one the mafia should nightkill instantly but I don't want to claim because then I might get nightkilled instantly.

Instead I'd rather be lynched instantly.

The Rock says it DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR ROLE IS! The Rock is exactly One, Two, Three seconds away... from taking that claim, shining it up real nice.... TURNING IT SIDEWAYS.....

[Chaotix]

Meh. I am in a lose-lose situation, which I put myself into.

Arguing with you is going nowhere, it is literally just the same lines back and forth with maybe some different wording and a bad rap parody here or there.

I would prefer to agree to disagree so we can get back to whatever this was going towards beforehand. Everyone knows I am today's lynch anyway.

[Askthepizzaguy]

And now, the People's Elbow, from the People's Champion!

*BAM*




Who's next?

[Chaotix]

And now, the People's Elbow, from the People's Champion!

Ok, that is totally communist what you are not even trying to hide it. This is the sort of stuff I do so I can go back to my posts and point and laugh after I win as mafia, assuming I win.

Anyway, since you are in the mood I DO want to hear what you will do when I flip town.

You said it yourself, this is Poker. I bet I AM TOWN. What do you raise me?

[Askthepizzaguy]

I can also do The Rock.

"Claim your role, and shut your mouth, Jabroni!"



Yeah I don't watch that anymore, that's why these references are so dated.