On a serious note,

I really have two separate ways of dealing with people and it is divided by gender.

With women, I will never raise my voice, I will never get overly personal, and if things get to heated I will simply walk away. Sometimes women will take this as me treating them like a child, and this is not the case. I grew up with a very strict code about how to treat women, blame Texas, not me. Granted, I realize this way of doing things will rub some people the wrong way.

With men, I will yell. I will be nonsensical and I will keep it up. Me and my brothers used to get in some bad fistfights.

Luckily, I rarely ever get angry. We can thank my latent alcoholism for that