When Can We Start Breaking Things?

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

I know enough to make some money out of it. You sell cattle is hardly futures market...

You don't even know what futures are, then.

Which proves the whole point, really - you are selling and buying things you don't understand.

[Major Robert Dump]

When the going gets tough, the best bet is to go old school, and start selling cheap food and quality hoes. When I move to Guam, that is what I will be doing to get rich, and I will name my bar either "The Org" or "Cheap Food and Quality Hoes." Hope you guys can swing by

[a completely inoffensive name]

When the going gets tough, the best bet is to go old school, and start selling cheap food and quality hoes. When I move to Guam, that is what I will be doing to get rich, and I will name my bar either "The Org" or "Cheap Food and Quality Hoes." Hope you guys can swing by

Won't Guam capsize if you try to put another building on it?

[Major Robert Dump]

Won't Guam capsize if you try to put another building on it?

Yes, which is why my establishment will be on a riverboat

[Major Robert Dump]

You all will cease your laughter in 6 months when Cheap Food and Quality Hoes opens for business