Perhaps my retinue was not as... stalwart as I originally thought. Upon my concession to let them have another attempt at this savagery, the group huddled for an incredibly long time, whispering to each other just loud enough for me to know they were whispering, but not loud enough to know about what. After some time, however, it broke apart and the group looked around for a short moment before a scrum broke out. Myself and a few of my guards had to separate the lot by force. Finally settling down, they all pointed fingers at each other, with some changing their minds every couple of minutes. Halfway through, my scribe threw his scroll to the ground in a fit and curled into a ball, sucking his thumb. I sighed and just let the spectacle unfold. When things had calmed down, I simply asked for everyone to give me a present preference, and out of it, a fellow named God Emperor was picked by an incredibly narrow margin. The rational part of me was worried we were having a repeat of the last try. The other rational part of me argued that I was the divine emperor, and my will is impossibly perfect. Yes... I like that rational part of me. I'll go with that one. The entire three people convinced of God Emperor's guilt shoved him before me, in a sight that seemed oddly familiar. I unsheathed my sword, pointing its tip at the condemned man. God Emperor looked exasperated and irritated at the idea of his condemnation.
"This is ridiculous, I've done nothing!" He boasted. "You're all fools, it's clearly somebody else that did it!"
"Do you question my divine will?" I asked, with a raised eyebrow.
"Well, since the divine will is saying I should die, uh... yeah, I do!"
"Well, that's a shame, now I have to condemn you to death for heresy," I admonished him in the closest tone I could manage to a wise elder.
"But I was already condemned, you-" I didn't let him finish his obvious heresy, as I swung my blade down across his neck. Once again, I just missed a clean execution and had to take a few tries to get the head off. Oddly, the crowd seemed more impressed by the messy execution than anything else. How strange. Well, either way, we needed to go find ourselves an exit.
"Well done!" I complimented my retinue. "As you can see, we found ourselves a blasphemer. Clearly, it was him and his ilk who were betraying us! Now, off again! The sooner we find an exit, the sooner we can escape with our loot!"
IT IS NOW NIGHT 2. YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO SUBMIT ORDERS.
As well, Autolycus is now replacing Thermal. Edse will be replacing Daveshack
God Emperor 3 (TinCow, GH, Captain Blackadder)
Ishmael 2 (Ironside, Lazy McCrow)
TinCow 2 (Visorslash, Double A)
GH 1 (Chaotix)
Chaotix 1 (Ishmael)
Captain Blackadder 1 (Jarema)
Double A 1 (TinCow)
Ironside 1 (White Eyes)
White eyes 1 (Zack)
Jolt 1 (Riedquat)
Zack 1 (Bsmith)
Daveshack 1 (Arjos)
Buddhafish 1 (God Emperor)
Askthepizzaguy 1 (Montmorency)
Montmorency 1 (Buddhafish)
Lazy McCrow 1 (Makrell)
Alive:
Andres
Arjos
Askthepizzaguy
Autolycus
Bsmith
Buddhafish
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
Choxorn
Double A
Edse
GeneralHankerchief
Ironside
Ishmael
Jarema
Jolt
Kagemusha
Lazy McCrow
Makkrel
Montmorency
Riedquat
TinCow
Visorslash
White Eyes
Xenoneb
Zack
Lynched:
NinjaCow (D1)
God Emperor (D2)
Killed:
Atheotes (N1)
JoanK (N1)
Attacked:
Ishmael (N1)
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