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    That's why work has been so busy. Don't worry guys, I figured it out
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

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    No one wants to talk about my day at work?

    I'm going to the bar

    I want a divorce
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    What bar? where?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    What bar? where?
    Did you get the address for tomorrow?
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Yes. I was going to do a recon this evening, but when I went out to the car the traffic on the I was gridlocked and I said "wrong answer, taco truck for meh"

    I love the taco truck. Would like to open one on Bagram airfield in Afghanistan. Would make big bucks, but the problem is all the big vans in that country tend to blow up before I can buy them
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    recon?

    DO YOU NOT TRUST ME?

    Also, I will be bringing a rape whitsle
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Actually, I was just hungry

    And i was hoping to meet a hot asian waitress, tip her well, and then when we meet there I am mr popular and u think I have game
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    I want to hear.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    Actually, I was just hungry

    And i was hoping to meet a hot asian waitress, tip her well, and then when we meet there I am mr popular and u think I have game
    I thought the whole point was to go home with me :(
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    No. I don't even know what Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur is, or why you would be busy. I don't celebrate Mexican holidays.

    BTW, I heard you have muscles. You should consider being a model. I have some camera equipment in my motel room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name View Post
    I want to hear.
    Ok, I work at one of the few, if not the only place in South Texas that sells kosher meat (certainly the best). Lately there have been more Jewish customers, more often, and all seem on edge.

    Couple that with the fact the workforce is mostly Catholic and Texan, while the Jews are from New York.

    It's been a hairy week.

    So today some lady told me it would be "my ass" if I ruined her Yom Kippur, that statement led me to a google search.

    BTW, I heard you have muscles. You should consider being a model. I have some camera equipment in my motel room.
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    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Why must you turn this into a gay thing? I was simply pointing out that I can take professional photos of oiled up men in my motel. That does not make me gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    That's why work has been so busy. Don't worry guys, I figured it out
    Jewish new year? Where do you work, the synagogue? Kosher butcher?
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    I like it when Strike say he's tired from handling meat all day.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    Why must you turn this into a gay thing? I was simply pointing out that I can take professional photos of oiled up men in my motel. That does not make me gay.
    Oil wrestling?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_wrestling

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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    I was simply pointing out that I can take professional photos of oiled up men in my motel. That does not make me gay.
    Or as I like to say, it's just guys helping guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    No. I don't even know what Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur is, or why you would be busy. I don't celebrate Mexican holidays.
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    Jewish holidays. Lots of feasting during Rosh Hashanah (Jewish new year), fasting during Yom Kippur (day of repentance). Wont be celebrating Rosh Hashanah this year, but I might do the other one out of guilt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    Jewish holidays. Lots of feasting during Rosh Hashanah (Jewish new year), fasting during Yom Kippur (day of repentance). Wont be celebrating Rosh Hashanah this year, but I might do the other one out of guilt.
    My favorite Jewish holiday is Cinco de Mayo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    Jewish holidays..
    Oh come on, bra, you know me better than this :) I love to mix up ethnic and cultural holidays and languages, it is fun. Why just the other day a Mormon yelled at me because I started talking about Tom Cruise and getting to level 15.

    Good luck on your fast. I will eat some Vietnamese Pho tonight and be thinking of you
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