Everyone loves 'em.
Now let's get this started.
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
What's red and sits in the corner?
Why did the baker's hands smell?
The Immature Jokes Thread.
Everyone loves 'em.
Now let's get this started.
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
What's red and sits in the corner?
Why did the baker's hands smell?
Re: The Immature Jokes Thread.
Why did the tomato blush?
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What did one plate say to the other?
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What did the eye say to the other eye?
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and the lucky last a 5 year old told me...
What makes a man go?
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Last edited by stratigos vasilios; 09-14-2012 at 09:38.
We love you because you died and resurrected to save us...
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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What's brown and sticky?
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Why do eagles go to church?
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What do you call the children of the Tsar of Russia?
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What do you call an octopus that can tell the time?
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Why did the beach blush?
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Last edited by spankythehippo; 09-14-2012 at 09:52.
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this one is a bit related to holland.
it is yellow and when it hits you in the eye, you are dead. what is it?
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We do not sow.
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In the same vein, what's yellow and goes back in time?
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Originally Posted by Hax
Heh, try the Maastricht-Liege one. Top notch XVIII century technology.
Managing perceptions goes hand in hand with managing expectations - Masamune
Pie is merely the power of the state intruding into the private lives of the working class. - Beirut
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Q. “Well, Mike,” said the doctor. “I can’t quite diagnose your case. I think it must be the drink.”
A. “Sure, that’s all right, doctor,” said Mike. “I know how you feel. I’ll come back when you’re sober.”
Q. Why are Irish jokes so simple?
A. So the English can understand them.
Q: What is the difference between BSE and PMT?
A: One is mad cow disease while the other has something to do with beef.
Q: Did you hear about the morning-after pill for men
A: It changes your blood group
Q: Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip.
A: To get to the same side
They slew him with poison afaid to meet him with the steel
a gallant son of eireann was Owen Roe o'Neill.
Internet is a bad place for info Gaelic Cowboy
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This one had me laughing.
Why are men with beards more honest?
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Where would you find a rubber trumpet? (no sexual innuendos here)
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What gets bigger the more you take out of it? (again, no sexual innuendos here)
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What happened to the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
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I'll have you know science has been clean for a year; have some respect.
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
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I'll just admit I laughed, I bet our spare-flemish don't like it hehe
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How do you make a bandstand?
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What nuts can be found in space?
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What does the sea say to the sand?
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How do you make an apple puff?
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What did the policeman say to his stomach?
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Aaaaaaand finally, I've saved the best till last.
What did the mother toaster say to her son when he came in after midnight?
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