Quote Originally Posted by gaelic cowboy View Post
Q: Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip.
A: To get to the same side
This one had me laughing.

Why are men with beards more honest?

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Because they can't tell bare-faced lies


Where would you find a rubber trumpet? (no sexual innuendos here)

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In an elastic band


What gets bigger the more you take out of it? (again, no sexual innuendos here)

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A hole


What happened to the man who stole a truck load of prunes?

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He was on the run for months