How do you make a bandstand?

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Hide all their chairs


What nuts can be found in space?

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Astronuts


What does the sea say to the sand?

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Not much. It mostly waves


How do you make an apple puff?

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Chase it around the garden


What did the policeman say to his stomach?

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You're under a vest


Aaaaaaand finally, I've saved the best till last.

What did the mother toaster say to her son when he came in after midnight?

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Wire you insulate?