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  1. 09-13-2012, 14:49 #1
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    Default The Immature Jokes Thread.

    Everyone loves 'em.

    Now let's get this started.


    Why did the mushroom go to the party?

    Because he was a fungi


    What's red and sits in the corner?

    A naughty strawberry


    Why did the baker's hands smell?

    He kneaded a poo

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    Default Re: The Immature Jokes Thread.

    Why did the tomato blush?
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    Because it saw the salad dressing


    What did one plate say to the other?
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    Lunch is on me


    What did the eye say to the other eye?
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    Just between us something smells


    and the lucky last a 5 year old told me...

    What makes a man go?
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    A mango!
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    Default Re: The Immature Jokes Thread.

    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

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    A carrot


    What's brown and sticky?

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    A stick


    Why do eagles go to church?

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    Because they're birds of prey


    What do you call the children of the Tsar of Russia?

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    Tsar-dines


    What do you call an octopus that can tell the time?

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    A clocktopus


    Why did the beach blush?

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    Beacause the sea-weed
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    Default Re: The Immature Jokes Thread.

    this one is a bit related to holland.

    it is yellow and when it hits you in the eye, you are dead. what is it?

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    a train (dutch national trains are yellow)

    We do not sow.
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    Default Re: The Immature Jokes Thread.

    In the same vein, what's yellow and goes back in time?

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    The train to Limburg
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    Default Re: The Immature Jokes Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hax View Post
    In the same vein, what's yellow and goes back in time?

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    The train to Limburg

    Heh, try the Maastricht-Liege one. Top notch XVIII century technology.
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    Default Re: The Immature Jokes Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hax View Post
    In the same vein, what's yellow and goes back in time?

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    The train to Limburg
    I'll just admit I laughed, I bet our spare-flemish don't like it hehe
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