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    You had me at "Kosher Dining Hall"

    Over here, we have no such thing - they just put a little sticker on the food Jews and Muslims are "allowed" to eat.

    So, yeah, bubble.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla View Post
    You had me at "Kosher Dining Hall"

    Over here, we have no such thing - they just put a little sticker on the food Jews and Muslims are "allowed" to eat.

    So, yeah, bubble.
    There are over 8,000 Jews at my university, and around 1,500 keep kosher, so yeah, a sticker wouldnt work. But the sticker thing sounds nice. Then Id be able to eat breakfast with my ROTC buddies instead of eating my lonely breakfast in my dorm room since if you arent on the non-kosher meal plan you can eat in the non-kosher dining hall and the breakfasts at the kosher dining hall suck.
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    There are over 8,000 Jews at my university, and around 1,500 keep kosher, so yeah, a sticker wouldnt work. But the sticker thing sounds nice. Then Id be able to eat breakfast with my ROTC buddies instead of eating my lonely breakfast in my dorm room since if you arent on the non-kosher meal plan you can eat in the non-kosher dining hall and the breakfasts at the kosher dining hall suck.
    Yeah... there are only about 12,000 students at my university.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla View Post
    Yeah... there are only about 12,000 students at my university.
    26,000+ students here. Its a pretty large school.
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    26,000+ students here. Its a pretty large school.
    Still, 8,000 Jews in one institution - just doesn't happen.

    The idea that we'd have 8,000 anyone in one place is just... yeah.

    I'm adding this to my list of "why the US is weird."
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    26,000+ students here. Its a pretty large school.
    Pretty large?

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    Pretty large?

    Did a Brit teach you your mastery of understatement? Or was it self taught?

    My school had 34,000
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    There are over 8,000 Jews at my university, and around 1,500 keep kosher, so yeah, a sticker wouldnt work. But the sticker thing sounds nice. Then Id be able to eat breakfast with my ROTC buddies instead of eating my lonely breakfast in my dorm room since if you arent on the non-kosher meal plan you can eat in the non-kosher dining hall and the breakfasts at the kosher dining hall suck.
    HAve a friend sqipe you. Also you know what you can do when your part of mother church? eat heathen food.

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    HAve a friend sqipe you.
    Sqipe?

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    Also you know what you can do when your part of mother church? eat heathen food.
    Already do that. In fact, I hung out with a few non-Jewish friends and we went to get a cheeseburger. First time ever having a legitimate cheeseburger. Tasted quite good.

    Also they introduced me to real bacon.

    Oh wow.


    Quote Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla View Post
    Still, 8,000 Jews in one institution - just doesn't happen.

    The idea that we'd have 8,000 anyone in one place is just... yeah.

    I'm adding this to my list of "why the US is weird."
    Well my university is unique since there are a lot of Jews in the state its situated in so they come here. And over the years its developed a reputation for being the most "Jewish yet secular" college in the US.
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    'Also they introduced me to real bacon.'

    So now you finally know why they are wailing at walls, bacon is tasty. Ostrich bacon is pretty close by the way if you don't feel like eating pig, good steak as well, awesome meat-bird very versatile
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    Sqipe?


    Already do that. In fact, I hung out with a few non-Jewish friends and we went to get a cheeseburger. First time ever having a legitimate cheeseburger. Tasted quite good.

    Also they introduced me to real bacon.

    Oh wow.




    Well my university is unique since there are a lot of Jews in the state its situated in so they come here. And over the years its developed a reputation for being the most "Jewish yet secular" college in the US.
    swipe im an alcoholic.

    also nice pork is quite delicious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    Uh, sure. Just give me your mailing address and $2k through a Western Union money transfer and Ill be happy to mail them to you.
    No. Just hoard them in your dorm room. I will pick them up when I pass through en route to the GWAR concert
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