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  1. 09-27-2012, 05:05 #1
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    Default Why Can't I Wear Makeup?

    Seriously, I'm not gay, I'm not exploring anything, not that there's anything wrong with that. I saw Boys Don't Cry, I'm progressive.

    I just have amazing eyelashes and want to show them off :(
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    Default Re: Why Can't I Wear Makeup?

    I know a guy that likes to wear makeup who's not gay. A lot of gay guys have crushes on him and try to follow him around everywhere he goes.

    If you like breaking people's hearts, then go for it.
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    Default Re: Why Can't I Wear Makeup?

    I don't like it

    It is, however, my station in life
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    Become an emo and you can get away with it
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    You can't? Why?
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Move to South Korea for makeup tips.
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    Default Re: Why Can't I Wear Makeup?

    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Seriously, I'm not gay, I'm not exploring anything, not that there's anything wrong with that. I saw Boys Don't Cry, I'm progressive.

    I just have amazing eyelashes and want to show them off :(
    Actual answer: We Western men rely on out physical prowess to prove our worth, not our pretty faces.

    Women use their looks to get men, so they accentuate them with make up.

    Gay men are like women - they trade on their looks (sexually) so they wear makeup.

    Anyway - if you already have awesome eyelashes you shouldn't be wearing makeup.
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    Our children's eyelashes would be so pretty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla View Post
    Actual answer: We Western men rely on out physical prowess to prove our worth, not our pretty faces.
    Very true!

    Beckham is the very model of male physical prowess and you'd never call him a metrosexual.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Papewaio View Post
    Very true!

    Beckham is the very model of male physical prowess and you'd never call him a metrosexual.
    ....backstreet boys and westlife?
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban
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    Quote Originally Posted by Papewaio View Post
    Very true!

    Beckham is the very model of male physical prowess and you'd never call him a metrosexual.
    Yes - but he's so​ manly he's aloud to be pretty.
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