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    Default Mauled NY Man wanted to be one with the tiger

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    NEW YORK (AP) — A man who was mauled by a tiger at the Bronx Zoo is facing arrest after telling investigators he wanted "to be one" with the 400-pound beast, police said Saturday.

    David Villalobos also claimed that despite his serious injuries, he was able to pet the tiger before zookeepers came to his rescue, said New York Police Department spokesman Paul Browne.

    Browne said that based on a complaint from the zoo and his own admissions, the hospitalized Villalobos would be arrested and charged with trespassing.

    Police had said earlier that 25-year-old Villalobos admitted to a police officer making a conscious decision to jump from an elevated train into the animal's den, but that his motives were unclear and an arrest uncertain.

    That changed when, during an interview Saturday at the hospital, Villalobos told detectives that "his leap was definitely not a suicide attempt, but a desire to be one with the tiger," Browne said.

    The mauling happened Friday afternoon in the Wild Asia exhibit featuring a train with open sides that takes visitors over the Bronx River and through a forest, where they glide along the top edge of a fence past elephants, deer and a tiger enclosure.

    Passengers aren't strapped in on the ride, and Villalobos apparently jumped out of his train car with a leap powerful enough to clear the 16-foot-high perimeter fence.

    Villalobos was alone with a male Siberian tiger named Bashuta for about 10 minutes before he was rescued by zoo officials, who used a fire extinguisher to chase the animal away, said zoo director Jim Breheny.

    "When someone is determined to do something harmful to themselves," Breheny said, "it's very hard to stop that."

    Bashuta was returned to a holding area where it usually sleeps at night and will not be euthanized, zoo officials said.

    "The tiger did nothing wrong," Breheny said.

    Villalobos suffered bites and punctures on his arms, legs, shoulders and back, and a broken arm and a leg. A hospital spokeswoman said he was in stable condition Saturday, but his family has requested that no further information be released.

    "If not for the quick response by our staff and their ability to perform well in emergency situations, the outcome would have been very different," Breheny said.

    After zoo staff chased the tiger off, Villalobos was instructed to roll under an electrified wire to get to safety, Breheny said. Zookeepers then called the tiger into a holding area, he said.

    Bashuta is 11 years old and has been at the zoo for three years.

    The Bronx Zoo, one of the nation's largest zoos, sprawls over 265 acres and contains hundreds of animals, many in habitats meant to resemble natural settings. Its exhibits include Tiger Mountain, Congo Gorilla Forest and World of Reptiles.

    There are 10 tigers at the Wild Asia exhibit, but Bashuta was the only one on display at the time. There are no surveillance cameras in that area of the exhibit.

    Zoo officials said they would review safety procedures but stressed that the situation was unusual.

    "We review everything, but we honestly think we provide a safe experience," Breheny said. "And this is just an extraordinary occurrence."

    Headline that almost was:
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    Man becomes one with the tiger, by being digested by the tiger.


    Alternative interpretation:
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    Man's attempt to become one with the tiger results in tiger rejecting his romantic advances.

    Said tiger: "Didn't even buy me dinner first."


    The part of the interview you didn't see:
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    Q: How did your first date with the tiger go?

    A: It went GRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!

    Q: Could you describe the experience, in song?

    A: The important thing about tigers
    Is tigers are dangerous things!
    Their tops aren't made out of rubber
    Their bottoms aren't made out of springs!
    They're violent, territorial, undomesticated creatures
    Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
    But the most important thing about tigers is
    With them, you can't become one
    You can't... become one!


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    Woo-hoo-hoo-HOOOOO!!!
    #Winstontoostrong
    #Montytoostronger

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    Default Re: Mauled NY Man wanted to be one with the tiger

    of course, what the tiger had to say, while biting the guy:

    Tiger: OHM-NOM-NOM-NOM
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    Default Re: Mauled NY Man wanted to be one with the tiger

    Well, if he'd let the tiger eat him he could have been "one" with it.
    "If it wears trousers generally I don't pay attention."

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    Default Re: Mauled NY Man wanted to be one with the tiger

    The previous day on Reddit:

    #Hillary4prism

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    Default Re: Mauled NY Man wanted to be one with the tiger

    Quote Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla View Post
    Well, if he'd let the tiger eat him he could have been "one" with it.
    A tiger fur sleeping-bag that's so decadent

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    Default Re: Mauled NY Man wanted to be one with the tiger

    Quote Originally Posted by Psychonaut View Post
    The previous day on Reddit:

    Gotta respect the man. He put the money where is mouth is.
    In this case the money was him an the mouth was the tiger's.

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