Pirate Ship Mafia II [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Wait, so you single out Chaotix and Andres but not me? I'm insulted, frankly. Lynch him!

Your example was so obvious I felt it didn't even need to be pointed out.

Your post is a classic example. "Oh yeah I agree Pizza is totally what that other guy said".

Laughable.

[Ishmael]

Hey, I get money for voting. Plus, you implied that you'd be guarding your gold tonight, which obviously makes it harder for me to steal it.

[Visor]

ATPG, you can't call foul on others for lynching under the pretense of scum hunting (if you consider it that), if you are lynching a person under similar pretenses. Neither lynches are under the pretense of scumhunting.

I think both lynches are stupid, though the ATPG one less so, as it is more of a reactive thing, I suppose. There are better parties to lynch, then these two at the present moment, those who are ignoring the whole Monty/Pizzabnoba thing. Memnon, NinjaCow, Auto, etc.

As such, Unvote; Vote: NinjaCow you know better ya singing bugger.

I'd like to know what kind of results the First Mate gets for results to be honest, whether they be black/white, requiring further, or susceptible, etc.

[Askthepizzaguy]

ATPG, you can't call foul on others for lynching under the pretense of scum hunting (if you consider it that), if you are lynching a person under similar pretenses.

Only a blind fool would call it similar. A man made a public promise, reneged when the work was completed, and now I intend to bring him to justice for his lies. He even admitted his crime.

I ne'er called him a Spaniard. I called him many other things. But I dinnae lie about any of it.

On the other hand, you have him and his cronies besmirchin' my good name and defendin' their scoundrel brethren. False pretenses are only the beginning of their falsehoods. Now they be admittin' to being a bunch of thieves as well.

Ach, I'm wastin' my time talkin. I can see there's no gettin' through to folks who simply don't care about dishonorable acts anymore. I suppose this will be a ship of pirates that steal from each other and murder one another, instead of bringing about justice and ensurin' most of us get home rich and alive.

What a depressin' way to begin our voyage home.

[Choxorn]

I could tell ye about my scan, but then I'd have to kill ye, or at least do it after ye had consumed a large enough amount of rum.

Vote: Montmorency. I somewhat doubt he's a Spaniard, but he's a liar and a distraction in a very bad way, and at the very least he's a better lynch than anyone else at this point. If he be still onboard this ship tomorrow, we have some serious problems.

[Double A]

Monty is a terrible lynch.

You want him to die because he didn't pay you enough, not because you think he is a bloody Spaniard.

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

Suck it up and take it like a man. You got swindled. Big deal. Not the last time it's going to happen on this ship. Don't waste the lynch on your personal vendettas, that's what the night is for.

Pizza is overreacting about this. Lynch a guy because he decided to not pay you for a service you didn't do after he informed you of the fact? That's crazytalk. This whole affair is a waste of everybody's time. vote: ATPG

[Askthepizzaguy]

It's a waste of time! Now I'll join in and waste time too!



I'm so gonna die, but not before I point out how your behavior is no better. Defiant in the face of the nonsense crowd.

[Double A]

If I starting making sense it'd be a lot more worrying.

This is, for all intents and purposes, the day one lynch, and sadly enough, you're a better choice than any of the others, though I will grant you that Monty's behavior is strange.

[Arjos]

Vote: ATPG

His posts have shyster reasoning, it's Martha Burghes all over again XD

[Montmorency]

Nah. I don't even buy that townies would behave like that. Here's what's happening: Monty is organizing groups and the members of his group are upset that I'm trying to lynch him, so they're all pretending that I'm "trying too hard" to get Monty lynched as payback for his lies, and that is somehow the behavior of Spanish people. You really have a lot of nerve. The difference being, I haven't once accused Monty of anything except what he's already admitted to, which is being a lying scoundrel. This whole "Pizza is acting off" nonsense is pure lies as well. All I see here is Monty's group turning around and retaliating for my vote on him. There's no actual suspicion on me whatsoever. I can't believe your scumdars are that terrible, even this early in the game. I see through this pathetic play acting.

I'm calling you out. Your lies are as paper-thin as Monty's. Andres, Chaotix. I may get lynched here today, but I know that this isn't actual scum-hunting going on, but it's poorly dressed up as such. I can see that words will be wasted on you, because if you're already involved in a larger group, then you'll outvote me regardless. And it's not as if your "suspicion" on me was genuine in the first place.

All I can do is curse you. I once thought this was a ship of honorable and brave men. But now I see a bunch of cowards crawling out from under the floor planks, defending their scoundrel fool ally with the only weapon cowardly men have, which is lies.

May your loyalty to a lying traitor yield the rotten fruit you deserve. Lying cowards, all of you, voting for me in Monty's defense. Burn in hades.

Cut the already, Pizza.

I never admitted to lying, for the simple reason that I never did any such thing. Don't make me go over this again - I need a working set of fingers to type.

Chaotix and Andres have nothing to do with me. There is no larger group. I participated in the one protection group for Tincow, and was myself protected by the other group. That's hardly a super-network going on there.

Come on Pizza, not even you could organize a bloc of 10+ voters in just one day. Not even if you tried. The point is, that's not what I'm interested in doing, and it hasn't been what I've been doing. Is that clear enough?

Unvote; Vote: AskthePizzaguy

Clearly, you and I can not coexist on one ship with you proving to be an utter enemy of reason and justice. I'm making this a choice between you and me.

Before you vote me for being treasonous to the Pirate State, think about the fact that you're following a BS line, to your own detriment. If one of you would like a restatement of points for distaste of wading, merely ask, receive, and then decide.

[BSmith]

Please lynch Monty.

vote: Monty. Captain's orders.

[NinjaCow64]

Arr, Pizza is a bitter playar tan' ta oot 'imsalf an' dahe twoeh. Any argamants ta tha' contra id starrparrd.

OCC: Guys, seriously. If this was a noob at Mafia we were talking about, I wouldn't be headdesking right now. But we're not and I am. Classic townie silliness.

[Ishmael]

Arr, Pizza is a bitter playar tan' ta oot 'imsalf an' dahe twoeh. Any argamants ta tha' contra id starrparrd.

OCC: Guys, seriously. If this was a noob at Mafia we were talking about, I wouldn't be headdesking right now. But we're not and I am. Classic townie silliness.

Honestly, I don't think either Pizza or Monty are very likely to be scum. However, it's pretty apparent that one of the two is going to be lynched, and I think that of the two ATPG appears a tad more scummy. If a random third party gets enough votes, I'll happily switch on to them (unless said third party is me. Seriously, don't do that).

[Montmorency]

You know, Zack, there is absolutely no reason for us to be at odds.

You want to stay on top of the hill and ride out the game in the Captaincy while eliminating the threats to Town. That's fine.

Pizza likely wants something similar for himself.

What was I doing last night? Successfully protecting. What was Pizza doing last night? Dreaming of all the gold he might possibly accumulate. Even now, it is sheer avarice that drives him,

The starving man doesn't take the pig to market. Whose survival do you think is most conducive to your ends, here?

P.S. If you'd rather I didn't protect certain individuals, it would be a simple thing to emphasize.

[TinCow]

I don't like either of the ATPG or Monty lynches. I'll go with what appears to be the only viable alternative:

Vote: El Barto

Who also happens to, entirely coincidentally, disapprove of a mutiny in my favor.

[johnhughthom]

I always approve of lynching Big Trev.

Vote: El Barto

[Zack]

Whose survival do you think is most conducive to your ends, here?

It certainly isn't the one who said this to me in private:

My activities have nothing to do with you, it seems. We'll just keep clear of each other.

[Montmorency]

I don't really understand why you took offence to that. It's pretty much the same statement, just without Pizza as a factor.

[Montmorency]

Oh, I see: I apologize, Sir, for implying that your jurisdiction aboard this ship is not absolute.

[Zack]

Well, I interpreted that as meaning "get out and stay out of my way". And the answer is not to be increasingly condescending.

[Jolt]

Since I have no clue what is going on, and am currently busy, and since "En Garde" is a effeminate French cry for a pirate, I'll Vote: TinCow

[Makrell]

I see both sides of the coin today arrrr

But as i do that i wish to vote: el barto to remove some pressure.

[Arjos]

Unvote; Vote: Montmorency

No townie should go to such extremes, both publicly and privately, to save his own skin...

[Montmorency]

What an easily avoidable outcome.

My mishandling of the situation has caused significant private turmoil.

Even if the vote can be turned, I'm afraid I have to plead No Contest at this point for 'personal' reasons.

Unvote;

[TinCow]

No townie should go to such extremes, both publicly and privately, to save his own skin...

What does the privately bit refer to? And why shouldn't a townie do everything he/she can to save themselves?

[Zack]

Yeah, that was a weird thing to say, Arjos.

[Arjos]

It means, he begged wherever he could, at the expenses of others...
You might call it "clinging on to life", the rest of the universe calls it "untrustworthy scumbag" ^^

[edse]

Can't leave you for a moment.

Are you really lynching Monty even though he was in a successful protection group on Tincow last night?

The killer was acting alone so who wasn't involved in a group last night?

What was the reason behind the horsemen's failed action? Did any of you fail to send in orders or couldn't you agree on a target?

[a completely inoffensive name]

What was the reason behind the horsemen's failed action? Did any of you fail to send in orders or couldn't you agree on a target?

Already explained this in my post.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Monty should be lynched for his lies. Then I'll be at peace.

I don't care wither or not he's Spanish. I ain't a bleedin' Spaniard either, and I'm neither a coward. I haven't been beggin' fer me life, just beggin fer justice over a broken contract.

If you don't think I'd care about some fool lyin' to my face, when I'm a pirate, and the only justice is killin' folks, then you're off your noodles.