Why Can't I Wear Makeup?

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Seriously, I'm not gay, I'm not exploring anything, not that there's anything wrong with that. I saw Boys Don't Cry, I'm progressive.

I just have amazing eyelashes and want to show them off :(

Actual answer: We Western men rely on out physical prowess to prove our worth, not our pretty faces.

Women use their looks to get men, so they accentuate them with make up.

Gay men are like women - they trade on their looks (sexually) so they wear makeup.

Anyway - if you already have awesome eyelashes you shouldn't be wearing makeup.