The Next Step for the GOP

[Major Robert Dump]

Chris Christie will never be elected because he is too fatzor. The best thing he could do for his chances is to go on The Biggest Loser or something, or maybe prove that "its my thyroid!". We have not had an obese president in going on 100 years I believe. You lose credibility in telling people how to live their lives when you cannot see your own penis.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Chris Christie will never be elected because he is too fatzor. The best thing he could do for his chances is to go on The Biggest Loser or something, or maybe prove that "its my thyroid!". We have not had an obese president in going on 100 years I believe. You lose credibility in telling people how to live their lives when you cannot see your own penis.

I lol'd. You may be right. But nevertheless I forgot to mention Bobby Jindal, Tim Pawlenty might run again, John Thune and some others I may be missing out on. With Ron Paul finally retreating out of politics, Rand Paul may be taking up the crusade, in which case the Libertarian movement in the GOP now has a younger, more legitimate figure to rally behind and expand.

[Lemur]

You lose credibility in telling people how to live their lives when you cannot see your own penis.

Whatevs, MRD, I am now and always will be a Taft man.



"He was fat, but he had the frame that carries weight with an effect of majesty, of the sort that primitive men, and even modern men in the average, like to see in their kings and leaders."

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Ah....true gravitas. Or was that gravitational field?