The Loot [Concluded]

[johnhughthom]

Vote: Visorslash

Not sorry.

[LazyMcCrow]

day has ended write up to follow

[LazyMcCrow]

Lazy sat staring stubbornly at the magical items laid out before him. The last thing the majority had uttered was their own stubborn refusal to have any of them discarded. Some kind of
solidarity amongst magical artifacts that Lazy respected to a degree, but which didn’t help ease the now-obvious physical metamorphosis that the barbarian warrior was undergoing. His flesh looked corpse-like and his breath had acquired a long drawn out rattle.

Finally, one of his artifacts piped up ‘Get rid of the underpants! - The underpants did it!’

Lazy looked down at the COIN-OPERATED CODPIECE OF WHANG.

The pleasurable sensations it produced (for only a small quantity of Gold) would be sorely missed, but perhaps it did indeed harbour a more malicious trait.

The sun was setting and Lazy feared that he would not see the dawn.

With a sigh he lumbered to his feet and was about to send the legendary truss tumbling into the abyss, when he halted; mid-kick.

The collective voices of the artifacts weighed on his mind. Perhaps given another day, they would root out the evil amongst them. Lazy wondered if he would see another day.

Night had fallen and sleep would not come quickly enough.

It is night. 24 hours for orders.

[LazyMcCrow]

night is ended. write up to follow

[LazyMcCrow]

Lazy awoke and struggled to his feet. At first he thought some malevolent fog had descended, until he realised that the sky was in fact clear for the first time in days, but the fog that had descended was over his vision. The curse was worsening.

He fumbled for his sack ...of magical items, and drew each of them out of the bag in turn, as if somehow his sense of touch would allow him to identify which of the objects had been accursed.

The COIN-OPERATED CODPIECE OF WHANG felt as it always did - heavy and potent. His legendary helm: JHIMIHIL’S GRILLPIECE was as sturdy and reassuring as ever, and his boots, MHAXIGRYP’s SOUL CRUSHERS looked as shiny and respendant as they had always been. That was strange... where was his bow? Where was the bow of the ancients: The MAGNIFICENT GO-RHI-FROOMI?

All that remained in the bottom of the sack was a handful of splinters. Lazy let them fall through his fingers and hung his head in his hands.

Memnon has been killed

WIth a calm voice, but not without a tinge of hurt, Lazy spoke quietly:

‘Ok, which of you bastards did that?’

Day Four begins - will last 36 hours if needs be, but if everyone has had their say in 24 I shall get to adjudication

Play on

[Visor]

That's a weird kill choice.

Anyway, Johnny boy and Jarrema to choose from. Both are pretty scummy, though I must say I am initially leaning towards Jarema, though JHT is brazen which is often what he does as scum. More thoughts later.

Lazy, could we have 48 hours for voting please?

[LazyMcCrow]

That's a weird kill choice.

Anyway, Johnny boy and Jarrema to choose from. Both are pretty scummy, though I must say I am initially leaning towards Jarema, though JHT is brazen which is often what he does as scum. More thoughts later.

Lazy, could we have 48 hours for voting please?

Absolutely fine with me. 48 hours it is. Around noon on Saturday GMT.

[Montmorency]

My suspects: I am 90% on Visor, 9% on JHT, and 1% on Jarema.