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    Old Town Road Senior Member Strike For The South's Avatar
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    Default Lionel Messi Would Score on A Cold Tuesday Night In Stoke

    Provided that those thugs didn't murder him and then simply hoof it 50 yards down field to Crouch
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    Default Re: Lionel Messi Would Score on A Cold Tuesday Night In Stoke

    That's random.

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    Default Re: Lionel Messi Would Score on A Cold Tuesday Night In Stoke

    Strike is a diehard Port Vale fan.
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    Default Re: Lionel Messi Would Score on A Cold Tuesday Night In Stoke

    Strike clearly hasn't seen the women in Stoke. Why would Messi want to score there on any night?

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    Default Re: Lionel Messi Would Score on A Cold Tuesday Night In Stoke

    I am familiar with the "Christiano Ronaldo is a better player because Messi wouldn't play well against physical teams" line of reasoning.

    It's nonsense.

    Stoke's thugs may be hard tacklers, but that's irrelevant because they would never be able to catch him. They would constantly be were he was 5 seconds ago. Messi rules, and Ronaldo is a crybaby.
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Default Re: Lionel Messi Would Score on A Cold Tuesday Night In Stoke

    Im not sure if Ronaldo had anything to do with this before you brought him up :P

    Imo JHT wins thread :D

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    Strike is always random.
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    Default Re: Lionel Messi Would Score on A Cold Tuesday Night In Stoke

    Quote Originally Posted by edyzmedieval View Post
    Strike is always random.
    Strike's randomly?


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    Default Re: Lionel Messi Would Score on A Cold Tuesday Night In Stoke

    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir View Post
    Strike's randomly?
    Random Strike?
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