Allthough I find it weird that a young woman like autolycus would fall for my charms, given my age, it is perfectly understandable. After all, I'm still a handsome man and my red eyes are irresistable.
Reminds me of that dragon. AsktheTinCow she was called, which, when you come to think of it, was an odd name for a dragon. Anyway, she was smoking hot. Hahaha. Did you get it? Dragon? Smoking hot? Hahaha. Anyway, AsktheTin...
"Not again. Oh please! Not again!," a tormented sounding voice yelled and suddenly, a gigantic monkey appeared right next to Andres. "Can somebody please shut this old fool up already? For centuries, I have been listening to his ramblings. This dragon story, it's ooooooo...ld. I've heard it at least 2 million times!"
I'm not that old!
Vote : Alsark
A very scummy self preservation vote. Now, you'll have to excuse me all why I renew my "control gigantic monkey" spells. You really don't want him to break free. You really don't. Last time it happened.
"SHUT UP, CRAZY FOOL!"
I'll leave you youngsters to finding the scum. I'm too busy in that corner over there trying to get the most dangerous threat in the world under my spell again. Now, hush hush, leave me be.
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