And in sending such orders also post in thread that you're a willing and able recipient of the item?

I don't want to give the item to someone who won't accept it, but I do need to keep the scums guessing and I cannot hand it off anonymously any other way besides this.

Also sorry about the lack of time remaining in the round. Took me a while to work this out. You don't mind time pressure, do you, fellow townies?

I think not.