Now, it is finished.

I am either guilty or Ironside is. I warned you all. You failed to act, because you lack the cojones that I have.

I'm kidding. Remember ATPG is a character I play and damn if it doesn't feel good to play him today.

In all seriousness, I gave you everything you needed. The host confirmed headmasters can become corrupted. EVERY PERSON who has seen the Aeromancers quicktopics KNOWS FOR A FACT that only Ironside or myself (or Tincow, but he's died and flipped already) knew what we were doing last night.


The fact of the matter, boys and girls, is that either myself or Ironside caused this to happen.

The fact is, Ironside made sure the item got to me.

Ironside told me who to scan.

I'm a claimed mason with an investigatory item and I am not being killed off like El Barto was.

I was told to scan Edse and I faithfully reported the result, OR, I am guilty.

But I also deduced, just from talking to Edse, in front of all of you, and found out that he was innocent. Because, as HHH would put it, I am the game, and I am that, damn, good.

So you have two choices.

Either Askthepizzaguy is guilty, or Ironside is.

And now I have additional targets for you.

Visorslash looks guilty, and so does Elite Ferret. But you must begin with Ironside.

These are the people most directly responsible for this.

Keep in mind,

Elite Ferret is in the college of wind. He was recruited into the college a while back and recently got promoted. We had kind of a very difficult spat between us in our quicktopic, wherein I accused him of being scum. But Ironside talked me down from it.

Ironside has promoted Elite Ferret. But he's also provided alibi for Alsark.

I no longer trust Elite Ferret given his earlier behavior in the game, where he accused me of being scum over and over and over in private. But his actions today solidify it. He's definitely gotta be guilty.

Ironside, it's no question at all. Only Ironside could have framed Edse, or myself, and I hold the Askthepizzaguy card, and if you kill me, you'll get to see it.

I want to say that I warned you. Perhaps too late, but I would think a day's time is plenty of warning that the scan is wrong and a half day should be plenty of time to get the suspect right.

Now you must listen.

I have made your choices very simple. Either I am guilty or Ironside is, (or both).

So let's finish this. Askthepizzaguy goes out in a blaze of absolute glory.




I invite EVERYONE In THE GAME to attack Ironside *AND* myself. Divide it up 50/50 if you like.



When Ironside flips scum, you must destroy Visorslash, and then Elite Ferret, in that order, and keep an eye on Alsark. Given what I know of Ironside now, it cannot be assumed that the events of last night weren't a deliberate alibi-creation device.

And I have outed everyone in the Wind College. All of these people could have been my allies, and had been trusting me. So ask yourselves why, if I am scum, I didn't just accept the edse lynch today, and why I tossed all my college-mates to the wolves.




I know it's unpalatable, but sometimes crazy old Pizzaman is right. It's time for someone to pay the piper, and if you lack the vision to determine which it is, I cordially invite you to hedge your bets.

Also, after the game, someone owes me some congratulations for sniffing this plot out before it even happened. Have you ever seen someone do this in a game before? I freaking rule. You better believe it.