Bigfoot DNA study.

[Fisherking]

http://www.prweb.com/releases/2012/11/prweb10166775.htm

[Montmorency]

What is the provenance of the DNA?

[Fisherking]

From what I understand it all comes from hair samples collected at sites of suspected Bigfoot encounters.

I hear that there were dozens of samples and that the hair is very unique. Other than that everything I know is in the above link.

[rajpoot]

So it exists.

Now to check DNA from that Yeti scalp.

[Fisherking]

I guess this is just confirmation that the study exists.

There is not a lot of the information in the announcement.

News of the study was leaked by someone in Russia.

As Bigfoot seems to be a human-hominin hybrid, does this mean that Yeti could be the daddy?

Ok bad joke but what the heck.

The study is due out in a week or two.

[Fragony]

It would be incredibly awesome if they actually exist.

[CountArach]

[The Stranger]

Ketchum calls on public officials and law enforcement to immediately recognize the Sasquatch as an indigenous people:

=_=

[HoreTore]

I lol'ed.

[Sarmatian]

So, not allowing Bigfoot in my bar means fines eat up my business and allowing Bigfoot in my bar means Bigfoot eats up my customers.

Service industry is a total b****, I'm moving on to something less hazardous, like radioactive waste disposal.

[HoreTore]

I honestly can't wait for the idiot "alternative world view" sites to grab this story. I'll probably laugh myself half to death!

I hope they find a way to connect this with the governments plan to insert mind-controlling nanochips through flu shots!

[Major Robert Dump]

Bigfoot is real guys. I met a female Squatch on a camping trip and we spent a few nights in the tent together. It really was a perfect time, eating roasted raccoon and marshmellows, spoiling her with a giant brush and teaching her the macerena.

But on the third night, she confided that she was already in a relationship. It really broke my heart, but that Squatch was just too good to let go without a few more rolls, and while we were mid-bliss her man Squatch showed up half drunk off some Pabst and he started swinging a shovel at me. I had to call the park rangers and they showed up and split us up and tried to cool everyone down. I tried to get her to stay, but she was telling him that I was just "a thing" and when she told him "I love you pappy" my heart literally sank. They went off into the forest together, and the rangers consoled me because they could tell I was devastated.

I get a text from her every now and then, but I ignore her. Bigfoots are trash.

[rajpoot]

So if there turns out to be more than one will it be bigfoots or bigfeet?

[Sarmatian]

So if there turns out to be more than one will it be bigfoots or bigfeet?

We would have to ask them, cause they're will be considered people and we must protect their human, or bigfoot rights, from now on.

[Fragony]

You know what they about men with big feet. So kill them all I say I can't compete

[Sarmatian]

You know what they about men with big feet. So kill them all I say I can't compete

What do they say?

[Beskar]

What do they say?

They wear big socks.

[rajpoot]

What do they say?

That it's hard to fill their shoes

[Fragony]

They wear big socks.

Exactly, it's not fair

[HoreTore]

Like OMG!! Scientists have sequenced Bigfoot DNA!!

The best thing in this article is the comments section, which is filled with cranky bigfoot-believers...

[Brenus]

It is means a new Market? Can't live them roaming naked in the Woods (for their good)?
Major, what was the Bigfoot's fashion? Probably something to work on... I do think that are hairy, so there is opportunities for hair dressers (not groomers, you differentlyhumanphob… ) and clothes industry…

[Fragony]

Wookie style last time I checked, raw and powerfull