The Declaration of Independence is an interesting read when gangster-ized. Sample:

When up in tha Course of human events, it becomes necessary fo' one gangstas ta dissolve tha polistical bandz which have connected em wit another, n' ta assume among tha powerz of tha earth, tha separate n' equal station ta which tha Lawz of Nature n' of Naturez Dogg entitle them, a thugged-out decent respect ta tha opinionz of mankind requires dat they should declare tha causes which impel em ta tha separation.

Our thugged-out ****** hold these truths ta be self-evident, dat all pimps is pimped equal, dat they is endowed by they Creator wit certain unalienable Rights, dat among these is Life, Liberty n' tha pursuit of Happiness.--That ta secure these rights, Posses is instituted among Men, derivin they just powers from tha consent of tha governed, --That whenever any Form of Posse becomes destructizzle of these ends, it is tha Right of tha *********** ta alter and ta abolish it, n' ta institute freshly smoked up Posse, layin its foundation on such principlez n' organizin its powers up in such form, as ta em shall seem most likely ta effect they Safety n' Happiness.