In this thread, things that really rustle your jimmies.

[Fragony]

We Dutch tend to drive the Germans mad taking the fast lane, there are no speed limits on German highways, they jokingly call the NL numberplates 'nur linksch' (always on the left)

[Sigurd]

How many firkins pr. fortnights would that be?

[a completely inoffensive name]

How many firkins pr. fortnights would that be?

Silly Sigurd, a Firkin is a unit of volume, attoparsecs/microfortnight is a velocity not a volumetric flow rate.

[Sigurd]

Silly Sigurd, a Firkin is a unit of volume

And also a unit of silliness.

[TinCow]

Slow drivers should be executed.

[Andres]

Slow drivers should be executed.

As should people flashing their headlights and not keeping a safe distance because I refuse to go over the maximum speed limit.

Just let me finish my maneuver of getting past the slower guy on the other lane and I'll move away from the fast lane straight away; no need to be an ass trying to force me to go over the speed limit, because you can't wait to get yourself killed by driving way too fast.

Beisdes, it doesn't work since that kind of behaviour always impresses me so much that I suddenly start to go much slower...

[TinCow]

People who drive more than 10 mph (16 kph) under the speed limit should be executed, regardless of what lane they are in. People who drive exactly the speed limit should be executed if they are sitting in the fast lane. People who tailgate should be executed regardless of the circumstances.