In this thread, things that really rustle your jimmies.

**Sigurd** · 01-03-2013, 09:26

How many firkins pr. fortnights would that be?

**a completely inoffensive name** · 01-03-2013, 09:58

Originally Posted by Sigurd

How many firkins pr. fortnights would that be?

Silly Sigurd, a Firkin is a unit of volume, attoparsecs/microfortnight is a velocity not a volumetric flow rate.

**Sigurd** · 01-03-2013, 11:26

Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name

Silly Sigurd, a Firkin is a unit of volume

And also a unit of silliness.

**TinCow** · 01-03-2013, 15:38

Slow drivers should be executed.

**Andres** · 01-03-2013, 16:06

Originally Posted by TinCow

Slow drivers should be executed.

As should people flashing their headlights and not keeping a safe distance because I refuse to go over the maximum speed limit.

Just let me finish my maneuver of getting past the slower guy on the other lane and I'll move away from the fast lane straight away; no need to be an ass trying to force me to go over the speed limit, because you can't wait to get yourself killed by driving way too fast.

Beisdes, it doesn't work since that kind of behaviour always impresses me so much that I suddenly start to go much slower...

**TinCow** · 01-03-2013, 16:30

People who drive more than 10 mph (16 kph) under the speed limit should be executed, regardless of what lane they are in. People who drive exactly the speed limit should be executed if they are sitting in the fast lane. People who tailgate should be executed regardless of the circumstances.

**Andres** · 01-03-2013, 16:46

Originally Posted by TinCow

People who drive more than 10 mph (16 kph) under the speed limit should be executed, regardless of what lane they are in.

Depends on the weather circumstances and the amount of traffic.

Sometimes I'm happy that it's possible to drive half the speed limit...

Originally Posted by TinCow

People who drive exactly the speed limit should be executed if they are sitting in the fast lane.

You aren't supposed to go faster than the speed limit, you reckless, irresponsible wannabe F1 race pilot

Then there's also the fact that in the dictatorial regime of Belgium there's a speed camera every 50 meters or so.

Originally Posted by TinCow

People who tailgate should be executed regardless of the circumstances.

No, they should be forced to eat their car while I'm watching. Another good solution would be allowing me to wreck their car with a big sledgehammer while they are watching on their knees.

People overtaking on the right (or on the left for those countries where they drive on the left side), should also be forced to eat their cars.