In this thread, things that really rustle your jimmies.

[the tokai]

Clearly, the fines in your country aren't high enough. Perhaps the fines should be 50 % of your wealth or your salary

We have highways with traffic lights on them

Try visiting Egypt, they have highways with speedbumps. No speedlimits though.

Perhaps you should hang up a punching bag in your car?

Is that what you call your wife?