I now accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour.

**HoreTore** · 01-13-2013, 20:58

Yes, it happened. Lawdy, lawdy, I BELIEVE!

What changed me was when I watched a documentary on GodTV about how the UN term "sustainable development" is really a satanic NWO-plot to kill off 85% of the worlds population and enslve the remaining 15%. Oh, and the pope worships satan... Gotta hand it to those evangelicals, they sure know how to convert a man!

That documentary might be good for a discussion, but my first request is much simpler. I'm currently afflicted with the piggy-cough, and it has put hefty limitations on what I can do. Physical stuff* is out of the question, and even reading makes me dizzy after a relatively short time. So, I'm basically left with the TV. Unfortunately, football's over for the weekend, so now there's nothing good on it. What I would really want to watch, are more documentaries like the one on GodTV, ie. documentaries making completely whacko and paranoid claims. So..... do any of you guys know of any good ones that I can download or watch online?

Bonus points if it contains JEWS! God mode unlocked if they also eat young, innocent christian girls.

*To give you an idea: I made tacos on friday and ended up eating it with huge pieces of meat, because I was too weak to chop up the minced meat.......

**Idaho** · 01-13-2013, 21:10

Have you been overdoing the sudafed?

**Sarmatian** · 01-13-2013, 21:58

Originally Posted by HoreTore

Yes, it happened. Lawdy, lawdy, I BELIEVE!

What changed me was when I watched a documentary on GodTV about how the UN term "sustainable development" is really a satanic NWO-plot to kill off 85% of the worlds population and enslve the remaining 15%.

Which 15%?

Better slave than dead, right?

**Hax** · 01-13-2013, 22:00

Needs more Alan Jackson.

**HoreTore** · 01-14-2013, 01:11

Originally Posted by Idaho

Have you been overdoing the sudafed?

I'm on a strict beer&kebab-diet, no drugs for me! They're unhealthy, ya know....

Originally Posted by Sarmatian

Which 15%?

Better slave than dead, right?

Random. 15%-ish is apparently the perfect number for a small elite to control...

**PanzerJaeger** · 01-14-2013, 04:35

Originally Posted by Horetore

What I would really want to watch, are more documentaries like the one on GodTV, ie. documentaries making completely whacko and paranoid claims.

These documentaries are actually shown on the American "History Channel".... all day, every day. Hope you feel better.

**PanzerJaeger** · 01-14-2013, 04:35

DP.

**Fragony** · 01-14-2013, 08:19

Not saying anything

**Sigurd** · 01-14-2013, 12:40

http://www.chick.com/default.asp

If you want light entertainment... these sites are great.

**Ferret** · 01-14-2013, 13:05

Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger

These documentaries are actually shown on the American "History Channel".... all day, every day. Hope you feel better.

completely factual video

I... This... I... There are no words.

**HopAlongBunny** · 01-14-2013, 13:13

Saved!

**HoreTore** · 01-15-2013, 01:15

So, because of PJ, I've spent a day laughing because of ancient aliens. Thanks! I've always wanted to see that show because it's widely discussed on the "alternative"(meaning "nonsense") websites I frequent whenevr I need a laugh, but I didn't know they were available in full on youtube(and hell will freeze before I spend any money on such drivel). I particularly liked the episode on cover-ups. You could see the woman interviewed struggling to avoid screaming "it's the jooooooooos!!!!"... Also, I find it very humerous that a number of the people interviewed in the series sound like they're on drugs.

And I wouldn't be surprised if they were.

So people, got something more? I've produced a gallon of snot today(I'm now out of toilet paper), this isn't going to go over quickly. I need more!!