This thread has really lived up to its title! After reading the first two posts I went to make some popcorn while pondering the possibilities that Strike is a lawyer with lots of experience and perhaps Kralizec was responding with a anectodal tale of Strike in his younger days. The thread took a major curve when some posts got exceedingly rationale, but has come back to the hell that Eugene, OR apparently is. Keep it up all! I hope to refresh this popcorn soon.