Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post
I appeal!

The thread title says "A Game of Cold-Blooded Murder [Sign-ups OPEN!]"

Yes, indeed, "Sign-ups OPEN!"

It even has an exclamation mark and the word open is written in capitals to stress that sign-ups are open.

This is misleading publicity which is punishable in 5.875 different countries. Among the punishments we find: death by hanging, death by electrocution and being forced to eat mayonnaise with fries (allthough I don't understand why the latter is seen as punishment, since surely, nothing goes above fries with mayonnaise and a good pint of Belgian beer).

Therefore, there are only two alternatives: either you let me in or you undergo all possible punishments for misleading publicity, starting with being cut in 378 pieces, like they do in the non existing country of Burgbawahaha.

You're late to this particular party, and not fashionably so.

Besides, you wouldn't want to be caught dead with this group, a most likely outcome should you join it.... and painfully so. You are about to enter a place where fairness and the rule of law have no meaning. An ignoble end for the chief executor of justice and administrative duties such as yourself. Are you prepared for the depths of torment and despair you're about to feel? This is less a game of mafia, and more of a sadistic laboratory, to test the patience, will, and reasoning ability of those who will almost certainly not survive the tests. Many will enter the rat's maze, and few will find the cheese. Most will be torn to shreds by the cat.

I grant your request to enter. But you can never leave.