Not so fast!

Emma as no. 1? She could only be appreciated if you have the ill fortune of being borne in a country where blondes isn't in abundance. Blonde hair aside, she has that typical English bland face.

1. Ginger Spice
2. Posh Spice
3. Scary Spice
4. Baby Spice
5. Sport Spice

HoreTore, oh you silly you, thinking we are all the same.

There is such an abundance of facts absolutely screaming that you are wrong, so I honestly can't even be bothered sourcing.

You honestly think the work of Alexander the Great could have been done by, say, you? You think the work of Einstein could have been done by me?

You can barely have the backroom respect you, now imagine tens of thousands of hoplites