Depends, what are you doing after work, I know a great Chinese restaurantOriginally Posted by Sarmatian
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Depends, what are you doing after work, I know a great Chinese restaurant
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And I guess Ginger could only be appreciated so much in a country where gingers aren't in abunance.
I was once ginger myself but time has healed me.
And what do you mean Emma has a bland face? Bland in the sense that it is void of skin imperfections and assymetries? Characting-adding wrinkles?!
I think PVC summed it up with Posh, there is something Michael Jacksony about her. Her facial features are too pointed or something... doesn't look right.
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
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Done that. I could list several mitigating circumstances to justify my stupidity but that's not the point. Sadly then I thought I was intelligent, now I know better.
"The good man is the man who, no matter how morally unworthy he has been, is moving to become better."
John Dewey
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I always thought that the Spice Girls were the result of some Gentleman's Club bet.
"I'll bet you a million pounds I can take five ordinary looking girls, and make them global sex symbols."
And he did it, fair play. The only one I found moderately appealing was Baby Spice, mainly in an "I could actually have her" kinda way. Though Scary and Ginger did look like dirty little minxes, who could have taught me a thing or two.
I always thought Ginger should have been "MILF Spice" though, probably formed five years too early for that one. Scary should have been "Clearasil Spice". Sporty, "I can actually sing Spice". Posh, "Football Groupie Spice". Baby Spice kinda fits, though apparently she was the real dirty little minx.
At the time I assured my girlfriend I didn't fancy any of the Spice Girls, she thought I was just being a gentleman. Then I told her the things I wanted to do to Shania Twain....
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Make her feel like a woman?
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Impress her?
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Posh spice is weird. I saw a tv interview with her a couple of years ago and all throughout she looked at the monitors, one presumes so that she could see herself in her radiant beauty.
About 15 years ago Mel B came in my shop in Leeds. I didn't recognise her until later on someone told me who she was. She was very down to earth and yes, attractive in a council estate sort of way.
N.B. I was brought up on a council estate in Manchester.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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and now they have a reality show coming out.....
I feel like the universe is trying to create some perfect storm of mediocrity.
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
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Hadn't really thought of them in years. Was not a fan when they were at their peak.
Looking at the old pictures, I'd have to say that Scary was the only one with enough in the way of headlights on the chassis to suit my infantile bias. The rest seemed forgettably cute.
"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken
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Guys.
I have something to confess to you. It's bad. Really, really bad.
The first single I bought was a spice girls single. Not the first one, but their second. Can't remember what it was called. The shame......
Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban
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My first single was I'm too sexy by Right Said Fred, the second was Do the Bartman.
Might have been the other way around, but they were definitely the first two. I doubt many people can be proud of the first records they buy...
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I see those two and raise it with the first album I bought:
Captain Jack - The Mission.
Top that!
Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban
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First Album. Jive Bunny.
Shudder.
Just youtubed some Captain Jack. Europop. My ears and brain came to an understanding long ago, and refuse to actually allow me to hear that stuff, it's just white noise.
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EH OH CAPTAIN JACK
Bring me back to the railroad track!
It just doesn't get any darker than that.... No wait, it does.
Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban
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First single I bought was John, I'm only dancing, by Bowie. The first LP I bought was a Jimi Hendrix compilation album.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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Just bought this beauty http://www.marktplaats.nl/a/audio-tv...ets-moois.html
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You know, I'm really not sure.
It may actually have been REM's greatest hits, or Meat Loaf's (remember the days before we could upload things to our PC and you actually had to give records back after a break up? No, neither do I, but I do still have 75% of Meat Loaf's back catalogue.)
Do you know, it may actually have been "American Idiot" by Green Day...
*Desperately tries to remember.*
"If it wears trousers generally I don't pay attention."
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Hrm that reminds of a newgrouds video I saw in 2005 that had a nice memorial sequence for american soldiers who had died since afghanistan...
...Put to the music of American Idiot.
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Find it! I tried to go on your info, but I might be too drunk :)
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I dont think I particularly want to. I grew out of newgrounds years ago and I dont want to go back just to find a piece of crap.
Being better than the worst does not inherently make you good. But being better than the rest lets you brag.
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That's actually fair enough.
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theyre all quite ugly...
We do not sow.
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