I apologize to everyone.

[Montmorency]

There is simply no such thing as unbiasedness.

Let me be more forceful: it is metaphysically impossible.

To think is to be biased.

To act is to be biased.

Only the dead are unbiased, if only because the collective function of billions of neurons, which we abstract upwards and ascribe something called "intention" to, no longer function as anything other than food.