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    Default Re: responding to common objections to bible

    I love Mary, she is the playa of playa's...

    I mean, normally when Your GF refuse sex, and get pregnant, suspicions might arise. But heck no, not in her case.

    Sometimes I wish I had a time machine, I would love to learn ancient hewbrew and go back to give her a ski lesson. Having Joseph snoring in the next room as she thanks me for the experience.

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    Default Re: responding to common objections to bible

    Quote Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV View Post
    I love Mary, she is the playa of playa's...

    I mean, normally when Your GF refuse sex, and get pregnant, suspicions might arise. But heck no, not in her case.

    Sometimes I wish I had a time machine, I would love to learn ancient hewbrew and go back to give her a ski lesson. Having Joseph snoring in the next room as she thanks me for the experience.
    Careful, keep being funny like that and Jesus might let you into heaven.
    "If it wears trousers generally I don't pay attention."

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    Default Re: responding to common objections to bible

    I would just put on a Darth Vader mask and go: "Jesus, I am Your father..."

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    You'd probably be bored, Good Girls go to heaven.
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    Bad girls go to the Alps.

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