Today, I was rather violently accosted by a rather intriguing gentleman

[Fisherking]

Hax did just fine. There was no reason to escalate the tense state. That happens after the other guy throws a punch, or a couple of punches. Once you meet force with force both of you are likely to be in trouble, in this day and age.

Punching someone in the throat is a quick way to jail.

[Fragony]

Punching someone in the throat is a quick way to jail.

Rightly so, you can kill someone with that if their windpipe gets broken

[HoreTore]

So, Hax, at which point in time did you transform into an 18th century British gent, and when were you planning to tell us about this?

[Hax]

I decided I needed the prose to fit my character.

[HopAlongBunny]

Next time, just remember:

[Kadagar_AV]

The way I read it, Hax just have no clue how to deal with drunken idiots.

Drunken idiots will always exist, it's all what about how you handle them. Blame for the meal turning sour for the company at large is on Hax, who either clearly read the situation wrong, or was ill trained to deal with it.

[Hax]

So what do you propose I should have done. Evidently, seeing how you were born in glorious Sweden and get laid at least three times a day and drunk twice as many times, you're obviously more competent a person in handling these situations, oh Glory-Viking-of-Testosterone.

Oh, and it's "Hax just has​ no clue". Thank you.

[Greyblades]

Yes it very much is.

So, Hax, at which point in time did you transform into an 18th century British gent, and when were you planning to tell us about this?

I think the question, good sir, is when the rest of you are planning to join us in this epitome of good culture? :P