Quote Originally Posted by Sarmatian View Post
Squirrels are the true power behind the throne. They look innocent and happy when they jump from tree to tree and eat nuts but they can not fool a keen eye. They control Jews, templars, freemasons, illuminati and Oprah.
Pretty soon they will reveal themselves. Some believe the octosquids will rule the world some day, but they are just agents of the squirrels, a common mistake. No one can oppose them. It's big, it's bigger than barbecue on a saturday and cake for birthday. It goes so deep it comes out on the other end...

We're all doomed.

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... I'm just kidding, don't take it seriously. Conspiracy theories don't work well here...
Oprah! The cunning...the subtlety...I am in awe.