Ha ha ha ha oh my aching sides. You'd need a heart of stone not to laugh. At this rate they'll be gone by the end of the decade. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

First the cast iron referendum, that we may or may not have in, say five years, if they get re-elected. (Unlikely)

Gay marriage and more claptrap when we have a meltdown in the economy.

Insulting voters as swivel eyed loons, racists, fruitcakes, clowns and gadflies.

Insulting your own party members as swivel eyed loons.

Promoting only the guys who went to your school and you play tennis with.

The only lunacy I can see is emanating from No10.

Piss of back to Bullingdon you chinless wonder 'Call me Dave'. We wont miss you. It takes some doing to be more hated by your own party than 'grocer' Heath but I think you may well have achieved it.

I'd weep but they would be tears of laughter.