Random Thoughts Thread

[Fragony]

Friend reminded me of something I forgot, I stealed my own bike. I broke the lock without noticing it was my own. Even better, when I was still in Amsterdam I had the police steal one for me. We were breaking the lock and got busted by the police. We sugartalked our way out and tricked the police into breaking the lock for us. Heh

Might as well share another police fail, me so leet. Mounted police was riding past us and I said to my friend that the dick is usually below. He didn't apreciate it and tried to corner me but I have had horses for years I know exactly how to calm them, you put your hand on their snout and pet them. The dick on the horse was immediatly a limb one. He fined me for insulting him but he refused to show his identification, I called the police-station when I was home and warned them there were fake cops handing out fines. Got away with this one as well, fine was canceled. Fun times