Random Thoughts Thread

[Fragony]

No EC for the Netherlands that's kinda meh wtf happened.

[drone]

No EC for the Netherlands that's kinda meh wtf happened.

The cratering of the Dutch Skunk's career continues. Hope he's having fun riding the bench in Turkey.

[PROVOST]

Jenny Craig for men..
A Bloke calls the company and orders their 5 day – 5 kgs weight loss programme.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..


The sign reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few kilometres later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5 kgs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5 day – 10 kgs programme.
The next day there's a knock at the door and standing before him is the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'.
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and despite his best efforts, no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10 kgs, as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order their 7 day – 25 kgs programme.
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.. 'This is our most rigorous programme.'
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'

He lost 31 kgs that week. .. ..

[a completely inoffensive name]

It's been months and I still have not found a job. Neither have any of my friends, but I would think I would have heard back from more by now. I can feel the depression slowly creeping in, I go outside to hang with friends for a few hours, maybe once a week. I apply for jobs, I read, I do online courses, I watch Netflix, I hit the gym a lot. Cheap laptop = no video games.

It's all too repetitive and isolating.

[Fragony]

It's been months and I still have not found a job. Neither have any of my friends, but I would think I would have heard back from more by now. I can feel the depression slowly creeping in, I go outside to hang with friends for a few hours, maybe once a week. I apply for jobs, I read, I do online courses, I watch Netflix, I hit the gym a lot. Cheap laptop = no video games.

It's all too repetitive and isolating.

Radical thought, do what I do, have bare-knuckle fights in your home. It's fun and friendly, you will feel better. I don't have your problems but I would suggest it, we usually do them in the park but the wheather is bad right now. It hurts, but it's fun.

[drone]

Radical thought, do what I do, have bare-knuckle fights in your home. It's fun and friendly, you will feel better. I don't have your problems but I would suggest it, we usually do them in the park but the wheather is bad right now. It hurts, but it's fun.

I don't think you are supposed to talk about this...

[Montmorency]

How can someone so ambitious be so feckless?