Racism and dogs...

[Sarmatian]

Neither is a Norwegian, we're groomed as midfielders.

Defenders actually. Usually bad. The coaches teach them the difference between a ball and a player and explain that you're allowed to kick the former and not the latter, but, when they can't get to the former because the latter already got it, you're than allowed to kick the latter to stop him taking the former past you.

After they master that, they're released upon unsuspecting world. And may God have mercy on their opponents.