Oct 2013- Resident Evil 2 Pregame discussion

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm ready to stand idly by as other people get eaten by zombies, before getting eaten by zombies myself, returning as a zombie, and then standing idly by as other zombies go around eating people.

I'm going to give you the serial killer role, that way, your idle-ness will be extremely damaging to your overall score.

[Winston Hughes]

I'm going to give you the serial killer role, that way, your idle-ness will be extremely damaging to your overall score.

How low is it possible to score?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Negative five million points, just like last time.

[Winston Hughes]

Negative five million points, just like last time.

Pfft. Double it and stick a couple of zeroes on the end. I'm bringing my Z game here.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Maybe I'll make you the queen's groom....

Your death writeup will make Generalhanky's writeup look like a pillow fight.

Yes, I can see it now.

[Winston Hughes]

Maybe I'll make you the queen's groom....

Your death writeup will make Generalhanky's writeup look like a pillow fight.

Yes, I can see it now.

I've had worse roles... *glares at El Barto*

[GeneralHankerchief]

Your death writeup will make Generalhanky's writeup look like a pillow fight.

Keep bringing that up and see if you still have a backup host.

[TheLastDays]

Aye!

[Amsel]

I've got my box of matches and fuses and my small bottle of motor oil. Bring on the hordes.

[Flying Squid with Goggles]

mmmmm... zombies.

Before the zombipocalpyse, could I ask if there's any way to change avatars on this forum, or are we stuck with these odd-looking people?

[Makrell]

Who are you calling people.

But yes, there is a limited number of species and objects to choose from.

[Zack]

mmmmm... zombies.

Before the zombipocalpyse, could I ask if there's any way to change avatars on this forum, or are we stuck with these odd-looking people?

1. Click on SETTINGS at the top.

2. Click on Edit Profile Picture on the left, then upload a picture.

3. Look back on the left, and click on General Settings.

4. Scroll down until you see Display profile picture in forumposts and click the box next to "on".

You will now see ATPG as Palpatine, TheLastDays as some guy from South Park, Amsel as a bird, me as Darth Vader, etc.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Makrell, SalmonSoil, Flying Squid. When did the Org become a sushi restaurant?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Oh yeah, Shogun II. Right.

[El Barto]

I've had worse roles... *glares at El Barto*

I've only hosted once or twice before here and I don't think I've had the pleasure of having you play one of my games.

Makrell, SalmonSoil, Flying Squid. When did the Org become a sushi restaurant?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Oh yeah, Shogun II. Right.

Makrell sounds more Medieval Total-War-y.

[Winston Hughes]

I've only hosted once or twice before here and I don't think I've had the pleasure of having you play one of my games.

*Winston saunters over to El Barto and urinates on his shoes.*

[Askthepizzaguy]

*Winston saunters over to El Barto and urinates on his shoes.*

Can you do this to the zombie horde? I would be most appreciative.

[Chief Pappy]

Any room for an old chieftain on this vessel?

[Winston Hughes]

Can you do this to the zombie horde? I would be most appreciative.

*Winston saunters over to the zombie horde and urinates on their shoes/feet/stumps.*

[tmleafs1967]

1) Sickness finally leaving my body after 35 days of being ill.

2) 5 days off out of the next 8 days

3) 50 VIP players in my game, and several reservists, guaranteeing what happened last time will only be even better this time



That Wednesday the 13th deadline is looking more and more rosy to me. We should definitely kick this off by then.

Now, I'm willing to squeeze in a couple additional players. 2 more people will add approximately 10 minutes to all of my hosting duty cycles, and since I'm already in way too deep to go back to sane world, another couple of players won't matter at all.

Giles Corey says: MORE WEIGHT.

13th of novermber game starts?

[Zack]

Remember, remember

The thirteenth of November

[johnhughthom]

Movember.

[El Barto]

You're gonna stop shaving your head?

[Zack]

You're gonna stop shaving your head?

Not like it would make a difference.

[El Barto]

Who knows? jht can be decitful enough to be pretending do be bald while being as hairy as, say, The Beatles.

[johnhughthom]

I'm hairier than all the Beatles, and nearly as handsome as Ringo.

[El Barto]

I found this gem while rereading a signups thread:

Indeed, having 60 players in my resident evil game is a blessing. :goodjob:

(and a hosting nightmare, but I ASKED for it....)

You still ask for it, pizzaboy.

[Zack]

I found this gem while rereading a signups thread:

You spend your free time re-reading old signups threads? You might need to rethink your life.

[Askthepizzaguy]

13th of novermber game starts?

That's the goal to have the game and role PMs finished. At that point I rand it and inform everyone that the game is set to begin, it will then become illegal to talk about the game except within the rules I lay out, and I will PM everyone their role PMs and I will expect everyone to PM me back with confirmation they have received the role PM and are ready to begin.

As soon as all 50+ players PM me confirmation, the zombies will be unleashed and your starting coordinates will be given. You will then be given a longer than usual phase to get your first orders in.

If I am slightly behind I will give myself a slight extension to finish up, but without an announced deadline I'm liable to procrastinate.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Any room for an old chieftain on this vessel?

Oh my. Brand new person, eh?

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

Well, I got my 50 VIPs, therefore...... I could risk it.

I still need to give you the "Are you sure you know what you're getting into?" speech privately and have you answer the five questions (Three questions, sir!) three questions.

To cross the city of death you must answer me these questions three.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You spend your free time re-reading old signups threads? You might need to rethink your life.

You also don't want to sell me any deathsticks.