Oct 2013- Resident Evil 2 Pregame discussion

[Makrell]

I can regrow my beard in like two months. I've had copious amounts of facial hair for the past 2-3 years.

Crap I turn 20 in January I don't wanna pretend to grow up.

I once had so much beard, it was visible 5 meters away, and im not even 21 yet.

[Askthepizzaguy]

There once was a man who grew such a beard, that he ruled an entire pirate ship without a mutiny.

There were those who called him Zackbeard.

I am not sure which came first, the Zack, or the beard.

I am not sure which one got credit for destroying everything nasty on that ship, including a certain pizzafellow.

I am not sure where one begins and the other ends. My guess is somewhere around the chin region.

I am not sure which one is more legendary.

But there was a Zack, and there was a beard. And together, they were unstoppable.

[Ferret]

I once had so much beard, it was visible 5 meters away, and im not even 21 yet.

You're a viking, so it doesn't count.

[El Barto]

I for one always enjoyed our sincere mutual hate.

*hatred

I don't have a chance. And I don't read rules. Perhaps the two are related. In any case, all you'll be getting from me are orders like "start an impromptu free jazz session" and "stare meaningfully into the middle-distance whilst smoking Gauloises".

That is so Problem Sleuth-like! I wanna be on your team!

Finds rocket launcher under rock, invisibility shield in jacket pocket, and Master Chief armor in a tree.

Good to go!

And you have to live long enough for the Zombies to starve to death. Where are your food supplies?

I don't understand how people drink it.

Try drinking it warm like in Lahndan.

im #1 hence i am in the lead, even before game start, and im not even an ORGE!

That means you're closest to the Zombies, dude.

[Montmorency]

So let's say the survivors have slain 40 zombies with minimal losses, formed an El Gigante hunting party and somehow slain he who exists primarily to prevent you from doing such a thing in the first place, and have made excellent progress getting yourselves "saved" and finding a way out.

At that point, you can consider the game on Professional mode. I'm not going to let people just walk out the front door at that point. Might want to run in the opposite direction of the exit, in fact.

So, what happens if all zombies are killed, all players survive, and a Hero unites the various factions under his iron-fisted but benevolent rule to erect a new civilization upon the ruins of the city and everyone lives harmoniously-ever-after in a self-sufficient compound? Meteor strike?

[El Barto]

No, Pizza will declare us all the winners and reveal that the last couple months' worth of roleplaying have been a hallucination induced by a spore produced by the Zombies who've used the time to recover and have us pinned inside a room with no walls.

[Askthepizzaguy]

So, what happens if all zombies are killed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

There is no such thing, Monty.

[CLockwork Jackal]

Hey, I have survival skills! Just a couple days ago I foraged a pound of so of chanterelles. (True story. Not joking.)

[Ironside]

So, what happens if all zombies are killed, all players survive, and a Hero unites the various factions under his iron-fisted but benevolent rule to erect a new civilization upon the ruins of the city and everyone lives harmoniously-ever-after in a self-sufficient compound? Meteor strike?

The old game had that townies got converted by the omega virus. The zombie horde bringing down say the 10 best people, combat wise, in the late game, so they're geared up would be needed to be huge though. As in 100+ huge. A massive first strike+relativly low stats on the zombies makes large groups really loopsided. But betrayal from within and a few other mechanisms are in place to prevent that I suspect.

[TheLastDays]

*hatred

No, thanks.