Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
It's as good a theory as any.

A more accurate theory could be that I'm quiet as a mouse and antisocial in real life.

You uh... other people... kinda frighten me. I don't really feel like talking to any of you. I've found that most people are generally jerkwads.

Here, there's like... distance and stuff. I get to experience the good sides of humanity without all that icky intimacy.
Well, that's still compensating, just in a different, more serious, less jokey, non-sexual kind of way.