El Barto 22:48 10-31-2013
Originally Posted by TheLastDays:
I for one always enjoyed our sincere mutual hate.
*hatred
Originally Posted by Winston Hughes:
I don't have a chance. And I don't read rules. Perhaps the two are related. In any case, all you'll be getting from me are orders like "start an impromptu free jazz session" and "stare meaningfully into the middle-distance whilst smoking Gauloises".
That is so Problem Sleuth-like! I wanna be on your team!
Originally Posted by
Zain:
Finds rocket launcher under rock, invisibility shield in jacket pocket, and Master Chief armor in a tree.
Good to go! 
And you have to live long enough for the Zombies to starve to death. Where are your food supplies?
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy:
I don't understand how people drink it.
Try drinking it warm like in Lahndan.
Originally Posted by
Makrell:
im #1 hence i am in the lead, even before game start, and im not even an ORGE!

That means you're closest to the Zombies, dude.
Montmorency 00:22 11-01-2013
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy:
So let's say the survivors have slain 40 zombies with minimal losses, formed an El Gigante hunting party and somehow slain he who exists primarily to prevent you from doing such a thing in the first place, and have made excellent progress getting yourselves "saved" and finding a way out.
At that point, you can consider the game on Professional mode. I'm not going to let people just walk out the front door at that point. Might want to run in the opposite direction of the exit, in fact.
So, what happens if all zombies are killed, all players survive, and a Hero unites the various factions under his iron-fisted but benevolent rule to erect a new civilization upon the ruins of the city and everyone lives harmoniously-ever-after in a self-sufficient compound? Meteor strike?
El Barto 02:42 11-01-2013
No, Pizza will declare us all the winners and reveal that the last couple months' worth of roleplaying have been a hallucination induced by a spore produced by the Zombies who've used the time to recover and have us pinned inside a room with no walls.
Askthepizzaguy 07:20 11-01-2013
Originally Posted by Montmorency:
So, what happens if all zombies are killed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
There is no such thing, Monty.
CLockwork Jackal 07:47 11-01-2013
Hey, I have survival skills! Just a couple days ago I foraged a pound of so of chanterelles. (True story. Not joking.)
Ironside 10:22 11-01-2013
Originally Posted by Montmorency:
So, what happens if all zombies are killed, all players survive, and a Hero unites the various factions under his iron-fisted but benevolent rule to erect a new civilization upon the ruins of the city and everyone lives harmoniously-ever-after in a self-sufficient compound? Meteor strike?
The old game had that townies got converted by the omega virus. The zombie horde bringing down say the 10 best people, combat wise, in the late game, so they're geared up would be needed to be huge though. As in 100+ huge. A massive first strike+relativly low stats on the zombies makes large groups really loopsided. But betrayal from within and a few other mechanisms are in place to prevent that I suspect.
TheLastDays 16:52 11-01-2013
Originally Posted by El Barto:
*hatred
No, thanks.
Winston Hughes 19:29 11-01-2013
Originally Posted by
Zain:
Finds rocket launcher under rock, invisibility shield in jacket pocket, and Master Chief armor in a tree.
Good to go! 
Finds first edition of '
À la recherche du temps perdu: À l'ombre des jeunes filles en fleurs' in independent bookshop, artisan-crafted tofu and fennel sandwich in manbag, and 1910
Absinthe Edouard Pernod on 'Rare and Vintage Spirits' website.
Good to go!
Edit: I review the game map with growing horror. Does Southgate not have any contemporary art galleries or adult-themed puppet theatres? This truly is hell on earth. *shudder*
Double A 21:00 11-01-2013
Originally Posted by johnhughthom:
Pffft. I took a week off work and came back with a full beard.
edit: Having been clean shaven beforehand, before anyone makes a smart remark.
My beard growth rate is still rising exponentially. I shaved off my sides after 3 months of progress several weeks ago, and they're already nearly back to what they were before.
Originally Posted by El Barto:
That is so Problem Sleuth-like! I wanna be on your team!
hey you know what's fun
gigapauses
Askthepizzaguy 19:37 11-03-2013
PLAYER LIST
- Makrell (from TWC)- APPROVED
- Zack (from CFC)- APPROVED
- BSmith (from CFC)- APPROVED
- Tiaexz (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Ironside (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Jarema (from CFC)- APPROVED
- Darth Feather (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Ferret (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Ishmael (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Choxorn (from CFC)- APPROVED
- Autolycus (from CFC)- APPROVED
- El Barto (Takhisis from CFC)- APPROVED
- Gaius Scribonius Curio (from the Org)- APPROVED
- issaikhaan (from the Org)- APPROVED
- White_Eyes:D (from the Org) - APPROVED
- TheLastDays (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Double A (from TWC)- APPROVED
- Montmorency (from the Org)- APPROVED
- johnhughthom (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Backwards Logic (from CFC)- APPROVED
- Jolt (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Seon (from CFC)- APPROVED
- UncleDynamite (from 2+2)- APPROVED
- Visorslash (from TWC)- APPROVED
- Frozen in ice (from CFC)- APPROVED
- Stuck in Pi (from CFC)- APPROVED
- Stildawn (from TWC)- APPROVED
- Andres (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Naut (Psychonaut from the Org)- APPROVED
- AntiDamascus (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Ibn-Khaldun (from the Org)- APPROVED
- gnarlycharlie (from Giraffe boards)- APPROVED
- Zain (from the Org)- APPROVED
- JRodd (Hustylez from 2+2)- APPROVED
- Major Robert Dump (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Beefy187 (from the Org)- APPROVED
- TheFlax (from the Org)- APPPROVED
- Gregoshi (from the Org)- APPROVED
- ihcjay (from 2+2)- APPROVED
- Nick Royale (from 2+2) APPROVED
- Diana Abnoba (from the Org) APPROVED
- Pokedel (from the Org) APPROVED
- TMLeafs1967 (from 2+2)- APPROVED
- The Moocher (from 2+2)- APPROVED
- crys (from Giraffe)- APPROVED
- CHarry (from 2+2)- APPROVED
- metsandfinsfan (from 2+2)- APPROVED
- Winston Hughes (from CFC)- APPROVED
- edse (from TWC)- APPROVED
- Sprig (from CFC)- RESERVE PLAYER
- Rikand (Telcontar from 2+2)- RESERVE PLAYER
- Clockwork Jackal (from Giraffe)- RESERVE PLAYER
- Ekolite (from CFC)- RESERVE PLAYER
- Lightfoot (From Giraffe)- Need a decision, my friend.
Askthepizzaguy 19:40 11-03-2013
Just need one more full player, however if we don't get one, I can easily cut one town/survivor role.
El Barto 21:08 11-03-2013
Why not cut one zombie role?
Montmorency 21:09 11-03-2013
Why not open full sign-ups?
El Barto 21:31 11-03-2013
Because it's not a normal mafia game, in fact, it's not a mafia game at all, and you have to have players in whom you can trust, becuase this requires a certain level of prolonged commitment that isn't for your average gamer who tends to prefer a quick in-and-out.
Montmorency 22:28 11-03-2013
Well, for one player, ultimately...
Ironside 23:19 11-03-2013
Originally Posted by El Barto:
Why not cut one zombie role?
The only PC zombies are dead PC humans. The non-town factions are like the mafia, as in more united and few in numbers. Discounting the serial killers of course.
El Barto 00:25 11-04-2013
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoNotExplainTheJoke
Originally Posted by El Barto:
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoNotExplainTheJoke
Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?
El Barto 01:12 11-04-2013
Dammit, you have to explain everything to these Americans!
Originally Posted by El Barto:
Dammit, you have to explain everything to these Americans!
Easy..
Originally Posted by El Barto:
Dammit, you have to explain everything to these Americans!
No, I get it. There's just no humor.
Askthepizzaguy 09:54 11-04-2013
PLAYER LIST
- Makrell (from TWC)- APPROVED
- Zack (from CFC)- APPROVED
- BSmith (from CFC)- APPROVED
- Tiaexz (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Ironside (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Jarema (from CFC)- APPROVED
- Darth Feather (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Ferret (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Ishmael (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Choxorn (from CFC)- APPROVED
- Autolycus (from CFC)- APPROVED
- El Barto (Takhisis from CFC)- APPROVED
- Gaius Scribonius Curio (from the Org)- APPROVED
- issaikhaan (from the Org)- APPROVED
- White_Eyes:D (from the Org) - APPROVED
- TheLastDays (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Double A (from TWC)- APPROVED
- Montmorency (from the Org)- APPROVED
- johnhughthom (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Backwards Logic (from CFC)- APPROVED
- Jolt (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Seon (from CFC)- APPROVED
- UncleDynamite (from 2+2)- APPROVED
- Visorslash (from TWC)- APPROVED
- Frozen in ice (from CFC)- APPROVED
- Stuck in Pi (from CFC)- APPROVED
- Stildawn (from TWC)- APPROVED
- Andres (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Naut (Psychonaut from the Org)- APPROVED
- AntiDamascus (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Ibn-Khaldun (from the Org)- APPROVED
- gnarlycharlie (from Giraffe boards)- APPROVED
- Zain (from the Org)- APPROVED
- JRodd (Hustylez from 2+2)- APPROVED
- Major Robert Dump (from the Org)- APPROVED
- Beefy187 (from the Org)- APPROVED
- TheFlax (from the Org)- APPPROVED
- Gregoshi (from the Org)- APPROVED
- ihcjay (from 2+2)- APPROVED
- Nick Royale (from 2+2) APPROVED
- Diana Abnoba (from the Org) APPROVED
- Pokedel (from the Org) APPROVED
- TMLeafs1967 (from 2+2)- APPROVED
- The Moocher (from 2+2)- APPROVED
- crys (from Giraffe)- APPROVED
- CHarry (from 2+2)- APPROVED
- metsandfinsfan (from 2+2)- APPROVED
- Winston Hughes (from CFC)- APPROVED
- edse (from TWC)- APPROVED
- Amsel (Catharsis from CFC)- APPROVED
- Sprig (from CFC)- RESERVE PLAYER
- Rikand (Telcontar from 2+2)- RESERVE PLAYER
- Clockwork Jackal (from Giraffe)- RESERVE PLAYER
- Ekolite (from CFC)- RESERVE PLAYER
- Lightfoot (From Giraffe)- Need a decision, my friend.
Askthepizzaguy 10:08 11-04-2013
1) Sickness finally leaving my body after 35 days of being ill.
2) 5 days off out of the next 8 days
3) 50 VIP players in my game, and several reservists, guaranteeing what happened last time will only be even better this time
That Wednesday the 13th deadline is looking more and more rosy to me. We should definitely kick this off by then.
Now, I'm willing to squeeze in a couple additional players. 2 more people will add approximately 10 minutes to all of my hosting duty cycles, and since I'm already in way too deep to go back to sane world, another couple of players won't matter at all.
Giles Corey says: MORE WEIGHT.
Askthepizzaguy 10:10 11-04-2013
Pizza 3:16 says, If you guys are ready to fight some zombies, give me a hell yeah.
Montmorency 10:16 11-04-2013
i am ready
Ibn-Khaldun 16:15 11-04-2013
I have sharpened my axe so I guess I'm ready..
Even with unlimited ammunition in an unjammable, indestructible AR-15, lightsaber, and teleportation powers I still wouldn't feel ready...
Let's light this candle.
Winston Hughes 18:13 11-04-2013
I'm ready to stand idly by as other people get eaten by zombies, before getting eaten by zombies myself, returning as a zombie, and then standing idly by as other zombies go around eating people.
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