Begin Day 1

A threat to beardom was a threat to all hairkind. The evil fake beards had deigned it necessary to destroy manliness once and for all. They must be stopped!

Day 1 will end 24 hours from this post at 9:30 PM GMT +10.

Alive 9/9:
1. Johnhughthom
2. Riedquat
3. Montmorency
4. El Barto
5. Choxorn
6. Count Arach
7. edse
8. Makrell
9. Darth Feather

If you didn't get a PM you are vanilla town.