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    Spiritual Jedi Member maestro's Avatar
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    Question You want ME to pay? Really?

    What's with the AI factions in this game?

    I am the largest military might on the planet and some poxy, two-bit nation "offers" me a non-aggression pact. And want me to pay thousands for it? Really?
    I am the largest economic might on the planet and some poxy, two-bit nation "offers" me a trade deal. And want me to pay thousands for it? Really?
    We are at war. I am winning and the enemy has no hope of survival. They offer me a peace treaty. And want me to pay thousands for it? Really?
    They want to say hello. And want me to pay thousands for it? Really?
    I read a book once. And want me to pay thousands for it? Really?
    I took a dump. And want me to pay thousands for it? Really?

    Seriously. Why does the AI insist on making stupid demands for money all the time? They expect you to pay for everything, regardless of circumstance. Why doesn't the AI come begging to the military super power, offering everything they can for survival? Why doesn't the AI try to buy peace instead of selling it? Why does the AI try to offer trade agreements with a 50 turn ROI when we both benefit from just a straight trade agreement?

    Meh.
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    The AI for diplomacy has never been great in TW games. Remember the old classic from RTW...

    Their Demands: Accept or we will attack
    Their Offers: Please do not attack

    At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr View Post
    The AI for diplomacy has never been great in TW games. Remember the old classic from RTW...

    Their Demands: Accept or we will attack
    Their Offers: Please do not attack

    Yep. This game - much like RTW1 - needs a patch.

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    I'd say the AI is an excellent negotiator.

    When you're not in a position to ask anything, you make ridiculous demands, which you then weaken to something more reasonable. At the end, you receive something, while in reality, you should've been glad the other party even bothered talking to you.

    Clearly, the content of your barbarian skull is not able to grasp the refined, advanced and civilised art of diplomacy like the noble and superior AI does.
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    Nobody expects the Senior Member Lemur's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post
    the refined, advanced and civilised art of diplomacy like the noble and superior AI does.
    Please don't write that sort of thing while I'm still having my morning cuppa coffee. Nearly spit up all over my keyboard and mouse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maestro View Post
    ... Seriously. Why does the AI insist on making stupid demands for money all the time? ...
    Can't blame 'em for trying right?

    What campaign difficulty are you playing? I'm on normal and I get paid by the AI on a regular basis... especially for peace treaties, and particularly when they're already at war with at least one other faction. There are of course those few crazies out there that try me on occasion, but overall I get way more money off them, than the other way 'round. Rome paid me over half their treasury to stop blitzing into central Italy once. I like getting grimey with factions I don't like by taking their money to stop my war machine from grinding their bones into dust, and then attacking them a few turns later anyway

    Treacherous destruction for the win!

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    I have had them ask for money and also pay out dearly... 89 Turns into playing as Rome right now, Carthage had the balls to request a non aggression pact and an additional 2000! Out of anger I instantly dispatched my fleets and most veteran legion made up of praetorians, veteran legionaries, gladiators, and Velites who throw lighting from there arms and fire from there ass! They came from the Gaelic regions after making the seibu people eat some real German sausage... They sacked carthage and killed every last person there... burning the city to the ground out of spite. Tonight they march on the last remaining strong hold, to enslave the populace and make all know that Rome will not be a puppet of any nation.

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    They sacked carthage and killed every last person there... burning the city to the ground out of spite
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReluctantSamurai View Post
    The world of fantasy mimicking the real world?
    Lol, I thought same thing. A couple of days ago, I found myself idly wishing that Corinth also existed in the game, just so in some campaign I could arrange a same-year razing of both Carthage and Corinth. I guess I could do it with Larissa or Sparta as closest proxiesy, but just wouldn't be the same...

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    I found myself idly wishing that Corinth also existed in the game
    Considering Corinth's role in the history of the Peloponnesus, that's a rather surprising omission by the CA staff
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