I am now a double drop-out

[HoreTore]

Having introduced myself as a certified high school drop-out for years now, I am now proud to say that I can also boast about being a certified college drop-out.

I started my masters programme this fall, and it took me until now to reach the level where I'm fed up with all the bull. Seriously, post-modernism is the single worst theory in the history of everything. I have learned a ton this fall, don't get me wrong. Unfortunately, everythign I've learned, I have learned at work. During my studies, I have learned a grand total of zero of importance. And no, it's not because I've been a slacker. I've read the curriculum, I have met prepared for every class. The problem is that post-modernism is so detached from actual reality, it's a complete joke. The one thing I've learned is why some people ridicule academics. I fully understand them now. I guess I've only exposed myself to sane academics in the past, and ignored the loonies this programme has been full of.

A particular highlight was the article/book we got explaining the origins and ideas of human rights. One page 5, it concluded that "human rights exist by use of language alone and to serve the bourgeois class". Suffice to say, I didn't bother reading the rest of that book.

One notable thing I have gained is that whenever I encounter the word "discourse" in the future, I can safely stop reading. I know now that what follows will be nothing more than a stream of utter nonsense.



Parents, send me thy kids. I'll teach them the value of sex and alcohol!

[Husar]

Who let you into higher education as a high school dropout?

[Fragony]

Horrie I am proud of you, I totally share your disregard of the academic world. Not that am not educated, but they are mostly idiots.

[HoreTore]

Horrie I am proud of you, I totally share your disregard of the academic world. Not that am not educated, but they are mostly idiots.

Don't worry Fragolini, I'm not done with my own education just yet. I plan to add at least natural science to my list of subjects I can teach, and I'll probably attempt another masters degree at some point... But next time, I'll be a bit more careful and study the reading plans beforehand. If I see Bordieou on the reading list, I'll choose another one.

@Husar: With my smashing good looks, of course?

[Fragony]

Mincing my words was pure torture. I may be an idiot but I am not stupid, and I simply can't take most academics seriously. If that is arrogant so be it.

[Papewaio]

"A particular highlight was the article/book we got explaining the origins and ideas of human rights. One page 5, it concluded that "human rights exist by use of language alone and to serve the bourgeois class". Suffice to say, I didn't bother reading the rest of that book."

I can find in nature electromagnetic forces, hormones that make us more connected yet more racist and genes that express our sex.

Human rights on the other hand I cannot find a force, hormone or gene that makes it so.

Human rights are a social creation. Are the rich and powerful bound to the same rules as the middle class? Don't they get better lawyers, deals and access to pardons if they are caught? Aren't those in poverty focusing on survival? We love stories where humans are put in socially abhorrent scenarios and have to fight to survive.

So is human rights real or just a social construct for those who are in control of their own lives but not society ie the middle class?

[Montmorency]

You only get respect if you finish your PhD thesis and then drop out before presenting/defending it because the establishment, man.

How are you supposed to get on a sarcastic independent lecture-track now?

You're a lightweight and we're disappointed in you.

[The Stranger]

Mincing my words was pure torture. I may be an idiot but I am not stupid, and I simply can't take most academics seriously. If that is arrogant so be it.

luckily nobody takes you serious either ;)

[Furunculus]

Who let you into higher education as a high school dropout?

a good friend of mine went to uni with me at the grand age of 27 with nothing but half a dozen average o-levels grades (GCSE equivalent but more valuable), and he left with an mENG in software engineering. now a very talented software engineer.

he came from a (welsh) valleys working class family in the seventies that had never sent a kid to uni, and decided to give it a crack after his girlfriend dumped him, his porsche 928 (the cheesy ones) blew up, and he was laid off from his PVC window factory job. i believe it's called social mobility. ;)

not having four A* a-levels is not necessarily any good reason for a Uni to turn down a good candidate.

on the other hand, sadly as seems the case with the big H, the uni is not always worthy of the talent of its students.

[HoreTore]

Actually, the reason I got into higher education without completing high school is because I did what you spend three years doing in about a week and a half.

I did the exams of every subject instead of following classes. I did half of them to get away from military service(the part called "mønstring" in Norwegian, not sure what it's called in english; it's when you have to line every item the platoon has for some idiot to count them), the other half I did half-drunk a year later.

[The Stranger]

you are absolutely brilliant.

[Husar]

I'm far from an A* student myself, I was just surprised how a dropout could get into higher education given that if you tried that here you'd hit an indestructible beaureaucratic wall that would bar you from entering unless you could show the necessary papers.

And I see that you did indeed get the necessary papers. My world view has been saved.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

... I did half of them to get away from military service(the part called "mønstring" in Norwegian, not sure what it's called in english; it's when you have to line every item the platoon has for some idiot to count them)...

Either referred to as an inspection or, somewhat dismissively, as a chickens**t exercise.

[HoreTore]

Either referred to as an inspection or, somewhat dismissively, as a chickens**t exercise.

I remember when we found a box of empty magazines. I jokingly asked the sergeant whether we should line all the magazines individually, or just line the boxes. His answer was to "cut silly questions". We should line the boxes.

An hour or so later, we got ordered to line each magazine individually.... That was fun!

The oral exam I had that week actually only took half an hour. Strangely, I was missing the entire day...

[Seamus Fermanagh]

... I did half of them to get away from military service(the part called "mønstring" in Norwegian, not sure what it's called in english; it's when you have to line every item the platoon has for some idiot to count them)...

Either referred to as an inspection or, somewhat dismissively, as a chickens**t exercise.

[ICantSpellDawg]

Having introduced myself as a certified high school drop-out for years now, I am now proud to say that I can also boast about being a certified college drop-out.

I started my masters programme this fall, and it took me until now to reach the level where I'm fed up with all the bull. Seriously, post-modernism is the single worst theory in the history of everything. I have learned a ton this fall, don't get me wrong. Unfortunately, everythign I've learned, I have learned at work. During my studies, I have learned a grand total of zero of importance. And no, it's not because I've been a slacker. I've read the curriculum, I have met prepared for every class. The problem is that post-modernism is so detached from actual reality, it's a complete joke. The one thing I've learned is why some people ridicule academics. I fully understand them now. I guess I've only exposed myself to sane academics in the past, and ignored the loonies this programme has been full of.

A particular highlight was the article/book we got explaining the origins and ideas of human rights. One page 5, it concluded that "human rights exist by use of language alone and to serve the bourgeois class". Suffice to say, I didn't bother reading the rest of that book.

One notable thing I have gained is that whenever I encounter the word "discourse" in the future, I can safely stop reading. I know now that what follows will be nothing more than a stream of utter nonsense.



Parents, send me thy kids. I'll teach them the value of sex and alcohol!

This is my favorite post by you, ever.
I've been noticing an effort in academia to discredit the very idea of human rights as an archaic fantasy, to be moved past
At this point, I think it is simply the interests groups in power that push this idea - no matter the ideological background.
During the Bush admin, the people who pulled the strings assaulted human rights. During this admin, the assault comes from the interest groups which support the new authority.

When and if libertarians ever come to power, they will rationalize why some rights need to be trampled. This is the nature of man, unfortunately. Key is to build a bulwark against it wherever we are sober enough to so.
The inebriation of power is too much for the righteous to bare and the power corrupts the best of us.

Either way, keep pushing on, education is important in life. If it doesn't make us better people, at least learn something about the way of the world.

I do agree that the financial value of the liberal arts degree is largely going the way of the buffalo, but the education itself is more important than ever. Cheap, Online education with workshops for camaraderie is the future.

[a completely inoffensive name]

There's a good argument to be made that any inquiring mind can get whatever kmowledge they want for free these days. With nurturing from the state and an investment in providing everyone with affordable high speed internet we could make the casual liberal education more or less obsolete.

In the USA right now most degrees aren't worth the paper they are printed on, let alone tens of thousands of dollars in debt. The lengthy and expensive liberal education is pretty much nothing but an intentional wall to block the young from entering into their fields of choice without first entering into massive debt and a position of submission.

I don't know what the future of education looks like, but the present system itself is surely a joke.

Information without a guide to train you on how to think is pointless and would only serve to hurt us rather than benefit us. The liberal education fails because there is nothing "liberal" about it when it is widely recognized that some ideas or approaches are "just not in fad" or taken seriously. The hubris of post-modernism is that it knows better than you because it knows nothing and this absolute statement locks down dissenting opinions and it is because post-modernism has become so widely accepted that the issue has compounded to the point where education has now suffered tremendously.

If you think the "modern day" thinkers will be born out of educational Youtube videos while they munch on potato chips and self discipline, you are deluding yourself.

[Kralizec]

What was the masters' program actually called?
I mean: as far as I know, post-modernism is a general attitude towards previous theories and methods. Wether it's art, philosophy or social science. I tried skimming the wiki article on this but it was tl;dr at this hour.

Also:

"human rights exist by use of language alone and to serve the bourgeois class"

What part did offend you:
1) human rights do not have an independant existence beyond the thoughts and words that are in vogue
2) the marxist bit about it serving the bourgeois class

#1 is actually debatable. I have my own theory on human rights, based on social contract, but I'm also of the opinion that much of which is passed as "human rights" nowadays doesn't really deserve the name.

[ICantSpellDawg]

I have my own theory on human rights, based on social contract, but I'm also of the opinion that much of which is passed as "human rights" nowadays doesn't really deserve the name.

Please, elaborate for our benefit.

We have been combating nihilism for some time, my understanding is that a rejection of rights comes from the heart of the nihilistic problem that we all face.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Train how to think? Guide? The parents should teach kids how to think. If you don't teach your kids to read books and be critical of everything, you are a terrible fucking parent. Beyond that, you absolutely can get every nugget of true knowledge that constitutes traditional liberal education for free. If one is to get a degree saying that they are worth so much money, that degree should be highly technical and specific in nature. I'm pretty sure that's the future. Will it be more egalitarian? Probably not. I think this will actually come about through de-regulation, as the public school system is patently crap. The right will win this one, to a degree.

My point is that a liberal education is not actually about knowledge but the application of it in a sophisticated way. Training how to think is not simple kid stuff, like "look both ways before crossing the street". It's what happens when you have been staring at the board for 6 friggen hours wondering why nothing is making sense or working. You need to have tools that enable you to look at things in multiple ways and have exposure to multiple mentalities in order to have the flexibility to develop rational solutions. Parents are not part of the equation at all, because it requires multiple people with years of experience under all of their belts to provide a diversity of thought and challenges for your brain to adapt towards a critical thinking mentality. Hence the point of a traditional university.

But if you think that people will continue to spend 4-6 years in college for a crappy job (if any) and crippling debt, you're the one deluding yourself.

I don't believe that at all. But I also don't believe that abstaining from traditional university in favor of the internet will do jack all towards properly educating them.

I agree that few if any people can actually self-educate. If the future is distance-learning then it will almost certainly require structure and standards, hence "Nurturing from the state." But the status quo is definitely going to change. Its just capitalism. People won't pay for something that isn't worth it for long, and right now the higher educational institutions of this country are riding a wave of hope rather than actually trying to adapt.

What entails "nurturing from the state"? Traditional universities will have their bubble pop, I agree with you completely, but there is no concrete structure for an alternate system of higher education that does not fall back on wishful thinking or vague generalizations about the present and trying to apply it towards the future.

[Husar]

I don't believe that at all. But I also don't believe that abstaining from traditional university in favor of the internet will do jack all towards properly educating them.

What entails "nurturing from the state"? Traditional universities will have their bubble pop, I agree with you completely, but there is no concrete structure for an alternate system of higher education that does not fall back on wishful thinking or vague generalizations about the present and trying to apply it towards the future.

I present you the Hole in the wall-project:

http://www.hole-in-the-wall.com

The basic idea is to set up computers with information on them so people can go and educate themselves on subjects. And it seems to work rather well. I heard in an experiment a class that was left alone with such a computer in order to learn about a certain biology subject got comarable test scores to a class taught about the subject by a teacher.

And who invented thinking? Countless teachers have tried to teach me how to think in mathematics and I'm still rather bad at it whereas in other subjects is much less of a problem. Different people have different approaches to different subjects and unstructured information can be taken by everyone in her or his own way while the same information structured by a teacher helps those who are structured like the teacher more than those who do not structure information like a teacher at all. Just look at how in one class some people may say this teacher is great while others say they do not understand her at all.

[HoreTore]

I present you the Hole in the wall-project:

http://www.hole-in-the-wall.com

The basic idea is to set up computers with information on them so people can go and educate themselves on subjects. And it seems to work rather well. I heard in an experiment a class that was left alone with such a computer in order to learn about a certain biology subject got comarable test scores to a class taught about the subject by a teacher.

Ah, the good ol' "Granny ped"... Always top of the list of "things I really want to try out, but never got around to" back in teacher training...

Contrary to what you may think, the teacher is actually crucial in that theory. It requires a person who can give constant positive feedback.

Btw, I start every new topic I teach in a way containing the same principles as granny ped. It does have its merits.

[Husar]

Ah, the good ol' "Granny ped"... Always top of the list of "things I really want to try out, but never got around to" back in teacher training...

Contrary to what you may think, the teacher is actually crucial in that theory. It requires a person who can give constant positive feedback.

Btw, I start every new topic I teach in a way containing the same principles as granny ped. It does have its merits.

You're right. I forgot about the constant positive feedback, doesn't have to be a teacher though, it can be someone who has no idea about the subject. One of our professors actually told us about this last week, he also mentioned how he studied very theoretical things himself long ago and used to look down on engineers until he looked into engineering himself and found that it's actually a much more fulfilling and useful field than just thinking about theoretical concepts of the world.

[The Stranger]

Train how to think? Guide? The parents should teach kids how to think. If you don't teach your kids to read books and be critical of everything, you are a terrible fucking parent. Beyond that, you absolutely can get every nugget of true knowledge that constitutes traditional liberal education for free. If one is to get a degree saying that they are worth so much money, that degree should be highly technical and specific in nature. I'm pretty sure that's the future. Will it be more egalitarian? Probably not. I think this will actually come about through de-regulation, as the public school system is patently crap. The right will win this one, to a degree.

But if you think that people will continue to spend 4-6 years in college for a crappy job (if any) and crippling debt, you're the one deluding yourself.

I agree that few if any people can actually self-educate. If the future is distance-learning then it will almost certainly require structure and standards, hence "Nurturing from the state." But the status quo is definitely going to change. Its just capitalism. People won't pay for something that isn't worth it for long, and right now the higher educational institutions of this country are riding a wave of hope rather than actually trying to adapt.

what if nobody ever taught the parents how to think?

[Sigurd]

About ridiculing academics.

I am a Practician in my field but will meet a few so called "academics", that will theorize about solutions rather than look at the mechanics on site and thus solve based on findings.
I can get quite worked up by statements like: In theory, this should work. Yes of course in theory, but you haven't factored in equipment stand-still in a very hostile environment. If an engine is left unused and exposed to the arctic offshore weather for 12 months, don't be surprised if it turns out it is completely ruined.
Worst of them all are the entrenched academic who is rooted in nostalgia and tradition. A tradition based on false notions. "We don't do it that way as we have never done it that way".... well you do it because someone made a bad judgement call eons back. Your equation has a bad element.

I think that it is just a matter of perception.
An example that I remember from this forum is the statement (no intent to ridicule the person): The Antarctic is the driest place on earth. I remember exclaiming: "Thus speaks an academic. A practician would say: You'll never lack for water on Antarctica".

[Husar]

Sounds like the system is working just fine.