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    Watch the video above, and try telling me crop circles aren't real. You can't explain this phenomena naturally.
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    This can clearly be attributed to grass depletion as the grass cannot grass itself grassing and so the grass cannot grass itself as grass, hence the grass of the absence of grass -

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    i thought cropcircles only existed in america, are they immigrants or?

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    I'm not sure who the bigger troll is, the one who created this thread, or the one who created the cropcircle, or the ones who made the video
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post


    Watch the video above, and try telling me crop circles aren't real. You can't explain this phenomena naturally.
    Errrr - well known it's farmers sons.

    Or....

    Not well known outside the farming community?
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    It's pretty easy, put a stick in the ground, attach rope, flatten grain with a stick and work you way from the centre.

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    Clearly this was created by extraterrestrial Nautic Super Amobae (NSA).


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    What a load of crop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    i thought cropcircles only existed in america, are they immigrants or?

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    I'm not sure who the bigger troll is, the one who created this thread, or the one who created the cropcircle, or the ones who made the video
    First Cropcircle was a prank by a British Farmer using the method Fragony described.
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    Crop circles are the product of divine flatulence... everyone knows that...

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    Nobodys noticed that the cropcircle she's getting all sorts of "energy" from, is the logo for QI?

    Man, you disappoint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Nobodys noticed that the cropcircle she's getting all sorts of "energy" from, is the logo for QI?

    Man, you disappoint.

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    What's a "QI"? I'm not into Taoism.

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    If you mean the TV show, I don't think I am allowed to watch that here without signing up to some BBC subscription for un-british people, much like our public TV is sadly not available elsewhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiaexz View Post
    First Cropcircle was a prank by a British Farmer using the method Fragony described.
    You realize that this "British" attribution you have alluded to is all the Brenus, Pannonian, and EasternSpartakus need to get another round of "It's the Britisher's fault!" going...
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    Didn't Brenus confess to doing the first British crop circles just before joining the french foreign SEALs, fighting on the Buddhist side in the Yugoslavian border conflict with Switzerland?

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    It is HIGHLY confidential. It is ALL LIES and DECEPTION.

    "Brenus, Pannonian, and EasternSpartakus need to get another round of "It's the Britisher's fault!" going..." What? I am a CIA special agent and this what I received as thank you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brenus View Post
    It is HIGHLY confidential. It is ALL LIES and DECEPTION.

    "Brenus, Pannonian, and EasternSpartakus need to get another round of "It's the Britisher's fault!" going..." What? I am a CIA special agent and this what I received as thank you...
    I was trying to help with your cover story......Don't Patriot Act me bro'!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh View Post
    I was trying to help with your cover story......Don't Patriot Act me bro'!
    Why wouldn't he? He damn well wrote it!!

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    Ah crop circles, what happens when farmers can't find a willing sheep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greyblades View Post
    Ah crop circles, what happens when farmers can't find a willing sheep.
    Or the outcome of rolling in the grass when he can
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    So this was supposed to be a joke? Failed miserably, just like everything else you try to do
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