Quote Originally Posted by Husar View Post
Stay away from red-haired, bearded men with horned helmets. It's a very dangerous place where the manners are rough and strangers have to prove themselves in brutal duels. It's so rough that their pee is a pasty, sugary mass that they turn into alcoholic beverage before they ride on dragons to loot villages. If you get caught by some, it may help to tell them you know @Sigurd the Dragonslayer.

Also don't forget that their alcoholic beverages are taxed very high because they are pinko-liberal nancies living in a nanny state who believe in redistribution of fairness. A sales tax of 30% or 40% is not unusual there, which is partially responsible for the high prices Fragony mentions.

I cannot give you more than this advice that I mostly got from travelling guides from the middle ages, but I hope you have a nice trip and come back to tell us about it!


my advice exactly! also, don't let yourself be taken prisoner by them!

in all seriousness though: the constant winter darkness in the Northern parts (where the scenery really shines) makes it inadvisable (as if the inevitable snow drifts aren't bad enough): wait till the middle of the Summer. I'm told by some who've been there that is is amazing in the summer.

beyond that, what everyone else here said.